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Re: Not Happy [Re: BassinBilly] #5197241 08/14/10 06:05 AM
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Right after she gets everything marked and set out the way she likes it. Add it all, cut her a check and then put a sign on it that's says FREE...

Problem solved.

She gets her money, and your on the lake 15 minutes later.

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Re: Not Happy [Re: robertd2119] #5197294 08/14/10 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By: robertd2119
I want to fish this week-end and the better half is making me work in our garage sale bang


Put your big girl panties on and do what the better half says....

Or Be a Man and go fishing......

Just remember the ugly stick commercial where the wife says the guy is not going fishing again this weekend and puts his ugly stick in the trash compactor, and he calmly waits for her to leave the room, gets the undamaged ugly stick out of the compactor, grabs his stuff and heads to the lake. Genius for a commercial.


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Re: Not Happy [Re: KingwoodCat] #5197644 08/14/10 02:25 PM
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you need scene control


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Re: Not Happy [Re: its a fluke] #5198371 08/14/10 07:21 PM
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if you were closer, id come over and ask you to demonstrate something to do with fishing lol. Sympathy on here? let me know how that works out for you lol


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Re: Not Happy [Re: wacopops] #5198810 08/14/10 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By: wacopops
think if you plan on doing any fall fishing,you better try to please mama.Yes mam to whatever she wants u to do.As u get older u will find out this works out very well and she MAY even give u a little money,I have been married 41 yrs have my boat, motorcycle, 5th wheel and a few bucks in my wallet all thanks to mama.Ye Ha

Yup, mine doesn't tell me no anymore she says I deserve it and to have a good time. She does however think I own enough rod and reels, of course I still get a new 1 or 2 yearly.

Re: Not Happy [Re: Beretta390] #5199039 08/15/10 12:36 AM
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Look at the bright side. You can probably pilfer enough $$ to buy a new rod or reel or both. LOL

Re: Not Happy [Re: robertd2119] #5199063 08/15/10 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted By: robertd2119
I want to fish this week-end and the better half is making me work in our garage sale bang


Is she gonna ground you or something?

Re: Not Happy [Re: Mark Perry] #5199121 08/15/10 01:22 AM
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You messed up and said it was OUR sale, you shoulda said HER sale that way you could bail and go fishin. Shhhh don't tell Chris I said that!!!

Re: Not Happy [Re: Beretta390] #5199204 08/15/10 01:54 AM
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Improper wife training.

Re: Not Happy [Re: soonerjake] #5199213 08/15/10 01:59 AM
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Are there any price tags on your boat and fishing tackle?


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Re: Not Happy [Re: robertd2119] #5200131 08/15/10 03:09 PM
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sell her in the sale lol

Re: Not Happy [Re: robertd2119] #5200144 08/15/10 03:15 PM
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sell her at the sale go to the sale down the street ,get a new wife with the money u made off of the old wife

Re: Not Happy [Re: skeetereater1] #5200146 08/15/10 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By: skeetereater1
sell her at the sale go to the sale down the street ,get a new wife with the money u made off of the old wife


Re: Not Happy [Re: ChuChu1] #5200162 08/15/10 03:23 PM
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You guys crack me up! Believe it or not...there are some girls that ditch the man on the weekend and go fishing!

I would tell him we are having a garage sale, set it up, fix him an early breakfast, then tell him it was all HIS for the morning and head to the lake. Happy fishing to you all! See you on the lake!

Re: Not Happy [Re: ChuChu1] #5200186 08/15/10 03:34 PM
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Uhhh....some things are better left not said. Anyway, give skeeterronnie a call. Y'all can compare notes on your castration proceedures. Good times

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