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OT The Baddest man ever!!!! #4677991 03/31/10 03:45 AM
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Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete. Come on lets add some more....

Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Bankside Bartman] #4678069 03/31/10 04:06 AM
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: built2layframe] #4678076 03/31/10 04:07 AM
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Go to google type in Find Chuck Norris the select I'm feeling lucky...You won't believe it.

Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Bankside Bartman] #4678243 03/31/10 05:15 AM
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Alright I'm going to get some c-rap for this, but you asked!


Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Erick M] #4678320 03/31/10 06:00 AM
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Chuck Norris never sleeps....he only waits....oh the nerdy Chuck Norris jokes are great

Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Bankside Bartman] #4678340 03/31/10 06:20 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella, the rain doesn't dare hit chuck Norris


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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Crago Jr] #4679442 03/31/10 03:47 PM
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Chuck Norris will not have a heart attack...His heart would not even dare to attack.

Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Bankside Bartman] #4679486 03/31/10 03:56 PM
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bruce lee is better imo


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pb grasser 46.0lb
pb mirror 24.12lb
pb koi 15.25lb
pb blue 39.0lb
pb goldfish 1.5lb
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: buffaloman chris] #4679530 03/31/10 04:03 PM
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did


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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Crago Jr] #4679589 03/31/10 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By: Crago Jr
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did


loco nuts

Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: wm leo] #4679909 03/31/10 05:35 PM
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gotta be the worse thread I ever read hammer



PB Common = 36-8
PB Buffalo = 62-8
PB Mirror (fully scaled) 13-0
PB Flat Head Catfish = 44

Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Stephen Clark] #4680571 03/31/10 08:24 PM
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Chuck Norris' tear cure cancer.

Too bad he's never cried.

Ahh, it's 2007 and I'm playing WoW all over again. laugh


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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Cyprinus] #4680938 03/31/10 09:59 PM
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No doubt Ben sometimes ya just gotta reach back to the classics....When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris......and......Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.


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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!! [Re: Chris Munn] #4685284 04/01/10 09:09 PM
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Chuck Norris's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


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