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 Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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11/10/09 07:56 PM
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Zach Starling
Extreme Angler
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You know you're a bass angler when...."
You buy a boat before you but a vehicle to pull it with!!!!!
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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11/10/09 09:07 PM
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shortliner
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...When your wife calls you at work to tell you the new BPS catalog came in, and you hold off dropping a duece at work so you can read it in your own bathroom
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: shortliner]
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11/11/09 12:58 AM
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Capt'n Wings
Extreme Angler
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...when you have a Porta-Potty on the front deck.
"Faith requires one to elevate the practice of not thinking to a virtue," Mark Twain
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Capt'n Wings]
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11/11/09 01:33 AM
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chuckwagon
TFF Guru
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You can shoulder a tackle bag with all the "aplomb" of a downtown Neiman Marcus fashion model......defiant look in your eye as you exude an air of....NO SHAME! NO SHAME!
****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: chuckwagon]
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11/11/09 01:39 AM
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Gregory Allen
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you cut a perfect hole in the garage wall for your moter, so the boat fits
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Gregory Allen]
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11/13/09 08:41 PM
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Smile-n-Nod
OP
TFF Celebrity
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OP
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Thanks, everyone. What a great bunch of posts (and posters)!
Brett
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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11/13/09 11:36 PM
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I'm The Dude
TFF Team Angler
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You know you're a bass angler when....
You put off registering for classes because you're researching a lake map for an upcoming tournament...
You put off homework to read TFF...
You work non stop year round and spend more on fishing than on tuition...
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: I'm The Dude]
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11/13/09 11:48 PM
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Cameron T.
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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you know youre a bass angler when
have tanlines that only bassfisherman understand how it was possible
Smell like potato chips, b.o., fish, and suntan lotion.
Sell out to a product, just cause you get a couple free packs of worms;)
When your driving and see a hump or rockpile you pretend it was at the bottom of lake, and how many tourneys you'd win off it
Love something that you fail at nearly every cast.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Cameron T.]
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11/13/09 11:52 PM
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Cameron T.
Extreme Angler
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... when your falling asleep at night and you hear a car drive off; you think its a boat getting on pad
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Cameron T.]
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11/14/09 03:06 AM
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Jersey Dan
Guido
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Guido
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You look at everyone at Bass Pro Shops like their amateurs.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Jersey Dan]
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11/14/09 04:43 AM
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Antfish89
Angler
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You know your a bass angler when . . .
You run out of shower curtain hooks so you decide to use some old 40# Mono out of your fishing bag.
-Never Give Up-
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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11/14/09 06:50 AM
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FZ1
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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When your boat cost more than your house.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: FZ1]
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11/14/09 08:46 AM
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chuckwagon
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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HOA spies have ticketed your 21 foot Crestliner with a third injunction as it sits in a beautiful diagonal pose across your front yard!
****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: chuckwagon]
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11/14/09 09:00 AM
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chuckwagon
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Fast food from SONIC lubes the steering wheel as you slip into line at the boat ramp.......you are up next.....NIRVANA!!! 
****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: chuckwagon]
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11/14/09 09:46 AM
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chuckwagon
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Wifey busts into tears as you give her your latest love offering....a super-tuned, stainless steel speed prop from PROPS-R-US....guaranteed to increase Hole shot by 15 percent! Love is sacrifice!
****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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