I love thee because giggin's like huntin'
I love thee because your eyes on one side is cute as a button
I love thee because you are fearless like Indiana Jones
I love thee because you have a lot of meat on your bones
I love thee because you think you are such a bad *** layin there all stealthy
I love thee because I need my Omega 3 and my momma said eat'n fish is healthy
I love thee because you are the ultimate bait fish trapper
I love thee because you aren't half mouth, fins, and guts like the "endangered" red snapper
I love thee because you make a yummy seafood dish
I love thee because you don't taste like fish
I love thee winter, spring, fall and summer time
I love thee because thy flesh is divine
I love thee with my favorite ales
I love thee because you have almost no scales
I love thee because you lay there all stupid and I don't have to move quickly
I love thee because your fins are not prickly
I love thee because I can catch you in the rivers, bayous, and bays
I love thee because you are easy to make boneless fillets
I love thee because you lay there and wait
I love thee because to catch you I don't need gas or bait
I love thee because you have the most beautiful brown spotted coat
I love thee most of all because I'm broke, and can't afford a boat.

That my friend...

is made of WIN and AWESOME.

nice...