Okay...a couple of examples of discrimination on the part of fish recently. A few weeks ago, took my wife out to LOP and stopped between the two Brushy creek swimming areas to fish. My wife picks up her pole and proceeds to toss a white and silver rattletrap right up to the tree line into about 1 foot of water. After here second cast, she turns to me and asks, "Is this lure supposed to be for shallow water or deep water?" As I began to tell her that I thought it was better for deeper water, she latches onto what turns out be the first of 3, yes 3...15"+ crappie in about 10 minutes. What could I say after that?
Then to make thing worse on my confidence as a fisherman, took my wife, daughter and niece to a pond on my parents property this past Sunday afternoon. Nothing seemed to be biting for the first 30 minutes or so, so I tied on a white/redhead feather jig and set it about 18" deep with a cork for my niece. A few minutes she hooks something and it snaps her line right at the pier. So she says "I need another jig so I can catch that fish again and get my first jig back." I explained to her that that particular fish would not likely bite again for a while. Not 5 minutes later, she catches a 2lb. bass with, you guessed it...that stupid white/redheaded jig and a foot of line hanging out of it's mouth...
So, should I sell all my fishing stuff and take up golf?

yea fish prefer women over men. one day i was at the lake and this guy was cross dressed, & it was weired ya know. But i noticed he or her i guess was out fishing me 2 to 1 on the same bait. it even had the long hair thing going on, wearing high heels and the whole 9 yards. but by golly she was gettin the fishn done

Only when you are fishing with your sweetie and you want to impress her with your fishing prowess. Then the fish shun your presentations and flock to the ladies. The same thing happens when trying to teach a woman how to play poker. She ends up with your wallet, your shirt, pants, and shoes and you drive home in your underwear. Women are diabolical. The more a man tries to prove his superiority the worse he looks. And poor sweet innocent looking little missy acts like she don't know a cotton pickin thing!!!!!!!