Yes, I most certainly do. I'll give you my wife in trade. You can have the house and mortgage too. Hell, I'll even throw in my dog.

And BTW, the wife doesn't cook or clean. She's kind of pain in the boat too. She requires way too much attention and shops too much.

Your boat will cost me lots in maint, fuel, bait, etc. I'll probably curse when she acts up at the worst time. Sounds like a fair trade to me.