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 Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
[Re: YEE_YEE]
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04/29/25 05:21 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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1 east Texas rednek on meth could take down 2 gorillas.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
[Re: YEE_YEE]
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04/29/25 05:26 PM
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Chris B
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Just stick your finger up it’s but. I hear it works on dogs.
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
[Re: WAWI]
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04/29/25 05:33 PM
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lanman71
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There is a level of violence a gorilla is gonna take it to the people are not comfortable with. Like ripping off your arm, biting off half your face etc. It will go very bad for the people ^^
What a maroon!
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
[Re: TexDawg]
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04/29/25 05:38 PM
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Wylie Jeff
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On the other hand, 100 women could talk it to death or confuse and frustrate it into running off Post of the year candidate! 
Keep looking forward. That’s why windshields are larger than rear view mirrors.
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
[Re: TexDawg]
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04/29/25 05:39 PM
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SteezMacQueen
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On the other hand, 100 women could talk it to death or confuse and frustrate it into running off 
Eat. Sleep. Fish.
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
[Re: YEE_YEE]
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04/29/25 05:57 PM
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ntgolfandfish
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A very well-coordinated, highly technical plan is the only way it could work. Something like this: four groups of the biggest, baddest, strongest 20 humans are each assigned to one of the gorilla's limbs (left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg). Their job is to come at the animal as a group, as one big monolithic hoarde, and capture the assigned limb in the quickest, most efficient way possible. Then, as a group, they hug and hold the limb for dear life. But just before the limb groups charge in, we take the quickest, fastest and bravest 5 among the humans to basically charge the gorilla and 'toy' with it long enough to turn its back to the limb groups to come in and take their assigned limbs. The remaining 15 humans wait for the brave group to distract and the limb groups to grab and hold the gorilla, and then come in and choke it out, MMA-style.
We win.
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
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04/29/25 06:02 PM
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patriot07
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No, the gorilla would rip the head off the first guy in about 5 seconds and the other 99 would be headed for the door.... and i don't blame them one bit.... Yep
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
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04/29/25 06:05 PM
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
[Re: Chris B]
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04/29/25 06:06 PM
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YEE_YEE
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Just stick your finger up it’s but. I hear it works on dogs. No way I'm going to try to stick my thump up a GORILLA arse...
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
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04/29/25 06:07 PM
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CrazyCrappieGuy
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Can 100 unarmed men defeat a single gorilla in a fight?
Depends on the men.
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/29/25 06:13 PM
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YEE_YEE
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Looks like well I'm not gonna say...
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
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04/29/25 06:13 PM
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On the other hand, 100 women could talk it to death or confuse and frustrate it into running off Beat me to it! And 100%!
Laws won't fix a sin problem. What this world needs is a revival, change of the heart. ~The Skipper
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
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04/29/25 06:20 PM
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skeeterokc
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Just need one man for this job, the GOAT
CHUCK NORRIS
Sorry, I missed the other Chuck post.
Last edited by skeeterokc; 04/29/25 06:23 PM.
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
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04/29/25 06:20 PM
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This what ChatGPT came up with ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2025/04/full-117126-268035-41a064d0_2b7f_498f_8173_ea0621fb945c.png)
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Re: There's a wild debate blowing up online:
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04/29/25 06:55 PM
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outfishdya
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depends on the men.
an avg group of 100 has at least 10 useless guys, 20 more that are barely useful and about 65 that will at least show up, and at least slow him down.
That leave 5 men that will make it happen or fail.
a group of 100 fighters would win convincingly
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