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Re: $22k [Re: Jaredk] #15384531 04/25/25 11:48 AM
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Let me hold a hundo

Re: $22k [Re: Jaredk] #15384533 04/25/25 11:50 AM
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Re: $22k [Re: Lon Hagler] #15384582 04/25/25 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
I would start drinking pineapple juice immediately. Then I would get a really good IV drip so as to be feeling really good and spry. Then, load up on BlueChew, pack the duffle bag and head off to Thailand for an undetermined amount of time or until statute of limitations.


What does pineapple juice do?

Re: $22k [Re: Jaredk] #15384594 04/25/25 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaredk
Had an unexpected sum of money show up in my bank account and the wife doesn’t know about it.

I’m going to consider it straight up blow money…help me spend it. What would you buy?


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Re: $22k [Re: butch sanders] #15384595 04/25/25 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by butch sanders
Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
I would start drinking pineapple juice immediately. Then I would get a really good IV drip so as to be feeling really good and spry. Then, load up on BlueChew, pack the duffle bag and head off to Thailand for an undetermined amount of time or until statute of limitations.


What does pineapple juice do?

Well the ladies like to think it makes the "Man Squirt" taste a little better and I like to think it makes them more robust and forceful. It's a win win.

Re: $22k [Re: Lon Hagler] #15384611 04/25/25 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
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I would start drinking pineapple juice immediately. Then I would get a really good IV drip so as to be feeling really good and spry. Then, load up on BlueChew, pack the duffle bag and head off to Thailand for an undetermined amount of time or until statute of limitations.


What does pineapple juice do?

Well the ladies like to think it makes the "Man Squirt" taste a little better and I like to think it makes them more robust and forceful. It's a win win.


Thanks for the “heads” up

Re: $22k [Re: butch sanders] #15384677 04/25/25 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by butch sanders
Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
Originally Posted by butch sanders
Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
I would start drinking pineapple juice immediately. Then I would get a really good IV drip so as to be feeling really good and spry. Then, load up on BlueChew, pack the duffle bag and head off to Thailand for an undetermined amount of time or until statute of limitations.


What does pineapple juice do?

Well the ladies like to think it makes the "Man Squirt" taste a little better and I like to think it makes them more robust and forceful. It's a win win.


Thanks for the “heads” up


Is this the mojo that was lacking?


What has happed to you does not define who you are-

HOW you react to what happens to you DOES!
Re: $22k [Re: Jaredk] #15384698 04/25/25 02:14 PM
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Yeah he said man squirt huh

Re: $22k [Re: Jaredk] #15384795 04/25/25 03:33 PM
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Go up to Durant and have some fun in the high limit slot room. $50 a pull on Huff and Puff will bring you some excitement or frustration.

Re: $22k [Re: Jaredk] #15384801 04/25/25 03:40 PM
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Re: $22k [Re: Jaredk] #15384817 04/25/25 03:59 PM
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Be productive with it and get the whole house generator. Use the rest to purchase or obtain a firearm that you will lose in the lake during a boating accident!


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Re: $22k [Re: Jaredk] #15384827 04/25/25 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaredk
Had an unexpected sum of money show up in my bank account and the wife doesn’t know about it.

I’m going to consider it straight up blow money…help me spend it. What would you buy?


I’ve heard hookers and blow is always the correct answer to this question.

Re: $22k [Re: Rayzor] #15384859 04/25/25 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Rayzor
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Are you SURE you can just blow it?

It came from somewhere, a “gift” is not always a gift-

Yea. It was just something I forgot about


Seriously? You forgot about $22k and it just popped up in your bank account? Nah.

Yea…seriously.

“Loaned” some money to somebody in a real bad spot years ago. I went into it knowing that it would never be repaid. Well, it was repaid. Yea….seriously

Re: $22k [Re: Lon Hagler] #15384882 04/25/25 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
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Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
I would start drinking pineapple juice immediately. Then I would get a really good IV drip so as to be feeling really good and spry. Then, load up on BlueChew, pack the duffle bag and head off to Thailand for an undetermined amount of time or until statute of limitations.


What does pineapple juice do?

Well the ladies like to think it makes the "Man Squirt" taste a little better and I like to think it makes them more robust and forceful. It's a win win.

That explains why Ratz always brings pineapple juice to the dove hunts.

Re: $22k [Re: rj74955] #15384950 04/25/25 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by rj74955
Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
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Originally Posted by Lon Hagler
I would start drinking pineapple juice immediately. Then I would get a really good IV drip so as to be feeling really good and spry. Then, load up on BlueChew, pack the duffle bag and head off to Thailand for an undetermined amount of time or until statute of limitations.


What does pineapple juice do?

Well the ladies like to think it makes the "Man Squirt" taste a little better and I like to think it makes them more robust and forceful. It's a win win.

That explains why Ratz always brings pineapple juice to the dove hunts.

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