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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/13/25 05:08 PM
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Grasshopperglock
TFF Celebrity
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A woman is stopping by today. Something she only does when she wants something.
She enjoys the TV show, "The Handmaid's Tale". Gets upset when I call it, "The Handy-job's Tale".
But that's life, huh? Hasn't chased her off yet.
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/13/25 06:41 PM
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Gusick
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I bet they found true love and got tattoos by now. 
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/13/25 07:50 PM
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DaveDavidson
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Outdoorsman
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Bottom line is that you can’t give advice to a guy who is marrying somebody he’s never met.
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: Gusick]
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04/13/25 07:56 PM
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Westside.
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I bet they found true love and got tattoos by now.  Italian tattoos?
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/13/25 08:12 PM
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CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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I don’t have any tattoos; but if they get married; I’ll get tattoos of this 🪚 on my left cheek and this 🐴 on the right.
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#15376203
04/13/25 09:00 PM
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Tneel
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/15/25 01:54 AM
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1ShotNoKills
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OP
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Who would have thought that diarrhea has been the root cause of the silence?
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/15/25 01:55 AM
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Mudshark
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Who would have thought that diarrhea has been the root cause of the silence? I kind of thought about that and figured it was the issue. Thanks for the confirmation.
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: Mudshark]
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04/15/25 09:22 AM
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Dan90210 ☮
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Who would have thought that diarrhea has been the root cause of the silence? I kind of thought about that and figured it was the issue. Thanks for the confirmation. Well hang on now... Wouldn't that actually give you more opportunity to play around on the fishing fourm?
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/15/25 10:25 AM
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TexDawg
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Who would have thought that diarrhea has been the root cause of the silence? Whose diarrhea is the problem?
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/15/25 11:59 AM
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Dan90210 ☮
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We all knew from the beginning that it was only a matter of time until diarrhea would enter the chat...
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/15/25 12:07 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
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I'm starting to suspect a succubus ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2025/04/full-20284-266318-360.jpeg)
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/15/25 12:52 PM
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outfishdya
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Who would have thought that diarrhea has been the root cause of the silence? If it is just the runs, he will be better off in the long run
Sometimes a bitter man trying to be a better man
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/15/25 01:41 PM
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CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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Diarrhea is the gold standard test of unconditional true love.
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Re: What Advice Would You Give
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/15/25 01:55 PM
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Mo
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three pages in and no one has asked for Pics ?
what the hell TFF ?
MO
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