Hold up....who's paying for this? Who's name is going on the Uhaul contract? Who's buying the gas?


What's the car seat for???? What color is this kid? (You know that's an important question to ask)

All of those are excellent and legit questions.

Does the daddy of this kid know she's leaving?

Your friend is thinking with his balls.


Try to hit him up with the money aspect. He's looking at a reduction of ¾ to his personal wealth doing this.

He’s rich so I don’t think he’s worried about money

Fixin to put this pecker head on a milk carton he’s MIA !

Hit it and quit move on....

What advice would you give to a buddy that is about to marry a "chick" he's never met in person and only through the internets?

I am rather sure it is an elaborate catfish scheme but he is dead set on going through with it.

We have already seen a drastic change in his behavior and he has been very distant the last few weeks.

Any and all advice welcome.


Addendum - He is just moving her in from out of state somewhere this weekend but I am sure it will lead to marriage.

And we both know how much that'll cost. If this guy gets her pregnant. Yeah, he's rich alright.

Y'all remember that ¾ figure I gave you. Regardless of your bank account.


Y'all need to keep it in your head. She's the one that grabbed the apple. That's Eve you're dealing with. Nothing more beautiful on planet Earth.


But Damn.....a Uhaul and a car seat.


Man Down.

My paw paw always told me to think with the right head when we we’re discussing ladies . I still have no clue what he ment 🤷‍♂️

My father told me the phrase, "A hard dick doesn't have any feelings".

I didn't listen. Had to take the road of hard knocks instead. And boy Ole boy....Women... They'll pick the bones clean.