I’ve made some bad decisions over the years that continue to haunt me. At the time I always thought they were made for the right reasons.

These days, I’m pretty good of seeing the red flags much better and I think my decisions are made with a more objective point of view.


This guy will be so much smarter than he is now in about 20 years. You can’t stop the man from learning the hard way or he will continue to be stupid. It’s just the way it has to be.

Girl could be a Dude

calmly tell him he is about to lose all his money ---- and as his best friend , you don't want him living with you once he's totally broke and being homeless has to suck

That’s an uncanny representation right there, I’m assuming you already know who 1shot is talking about.

While I appreciate all of the above advice I feel like some of you are holding back. There is much more advice to be given.

How much money has he already given this woman he has never seen?

1. Can she make homemade biscuits and gravy?
2. Does she put beans in chili?
3. Is she nice?
4. Does she smell nice?
5. Can she clean and service a firearm in under ten minutes?
6. What would she do if she sees a possum in the garage when you are at work?
7. Any children?
8. Did she ever win the Lotto?
9. Good family?
10. Can she make good sweet tea?

I wonder how her face smells?

Guys in heat/lust don't have enough blood left in their brains to think straight. It's all pooled below the belt.

My advice: take a cold, cold shower, several times a day as needed.

Use zero protection, everything will be fine.
Give him or her his social, dob, mothers maiden name, and street he grew up on for good measure
Post and and ALL drama on Facebook
Ask it if they know Indian Nation
Get it's name promptly tattooed on the side of his neck
Ask if it knows Grasshopperglock and if it like to make belts
Tell him to take his next paycheck and spend all of it on scratch off tickets

This may be the only relevant question.

Wait... Does she put pickles on her chili?

I have an Aunt and Uncle who married 6 days after they met. Been together since 1959. I know a guy who lived with woman for 10 years, got married and was divorced a year later..... It's a gamble either way.

stay neutral and keep a friend.

It is a powerful drug.