Why did you open it?

Just reassure your neighbor it works, good choice, You know small talk.

Ask Sawhorse's wife if he can go deliver it for you.

Tape it back up and take it to them or just throw it in the trash.
Either way your going to think about it now that you know.

That’s a great idea, he would strike up a conversation and probably get pictures.

Word.

Just nasty!

Take it to him and tell him that you just use Compound W.

Send him a text: Dude, your gentile ward meds are sitting on my porch, you need to come pick it up. Sorry my wife opened it.

I’ll do it. I’m actually dealing with a case of bleeding, pustular genital warts right now. As the description may indicate, these genital warts crack open, bleed and leak a milky white pus.

Anyway, since I have something in common with Brett’s neighbor, I will happily take the parcel to the neighbor.

Just PM me bro.

Avid basser is a good neighbor

Doesn’t everyone?

Re-tape it so it looks like it hasn't been opened. Place at the end of your driveway and call the dude and tell him to come pick it up (maintain distance). If he says something later to you that it looks like the box was re-taped, blame it on the shipping company.