I plugged in a receiver on a cordless mouse to a co workers dock station. when he tried to complete his 811 one calls I would move his cursor on his screen.

When the other techs in the room started laughing he got real mad and started throwing stuff at us. He couldn't take a joke unless he was in on it.

I emailed Al from BBC and told him he was stupid. It was hilarious. I’ll probably do it again next year and let yall know

Flying mind-numbing orbits 30,000’ over Afghanistan for 12-16 hours every other day for 4 months at a time makes you find creative ways to pass time. Most of the pranks were x rated and can’t be shared but a good one is one time we had to drop into Kandahar real quick. One of our back end tracker girls said she wanted to sit up front.

I said “ok, but it’s a classified approach, so you’ll have to wear this so we can ensure you don’t see it”.