Back in my day everything was done on paper. The place I worked would shred their paper once a quarter and it was up to me and some other friends to dispose of the shredded paper. It would be about 20-30 55 gallon bags of shredded paper. Me and some friends at work loaded our trucks up with this shredded bags of paper, then that night went and dumped it all over our principals yard. His yard was up to our knees in shredded paper.

Another one I have seen several times: You take a broken tape measure tape and roll it up real tight and hold it in your left hand. You take a big gulp cup or similar and fill it 3/4 way with rocks or pea gravel. You take a stick in your other hand and start digging around in the cup. Curiosity will get the better of somebody and they will come over and ask what you are doing? You tell them there is a baby rattlesnake in this cup somewhere. When they get all engrossed in the cup with their head in it you let that measuring tape go and it springs out and they think the snake has got them, One time there was a guy from Nigeria got pranked and he screamed like a little girl and ran a 400 yard in seconds getting away. People are funny when it comes to snakes, they are all scared of them but they want to see them.

We had a guy always doing pranks so we done some to him. Warned him not to start it. So one day to get him for something we took an empty compenhagen can full of fire ants and taped it under his computer chair and had someone go tell him that he had an email he had to gp check on. we just poked a couple holes in the can just before he came in. They eat his azz up.

I've been involved in a few outrageous ones from time to time. One time we had a deputy who would get carried away with his pranking, and wouldn't back off. We got into his unit on his days off and filled the AC vents full of CN gas. He eased off on the pranking after that.

We acquired a cocky young lieutenant fresh out of OCS in Nam; green as grass. He thought he was some kind of hero and wouldn't shut up about it. While he was in the chow line on the firebase one evening we detail stripped his pistol and laid it on a sandbag in front of his bunker. It took him a while to find someone who could -- or would -- put it back together for him. But it shut him up for a while.......

When I first moved to Texas I worked for several years in the chemical plants along the Houston Ship Channel. One afternoon the welding superintendent got bored and ran some SS tubing from an oxygen bottle in his closet , along the floor, under his desk, to a chair in front of his desk. He had a ball valve behind his desk and he put a couple of feet of surgical tubing on the end of the tubing, coiled it on the floor under the chair, and threw a rag over it. He called up the welders in one at a time, sat them in the chair under the guise of an evaluation, and opened the valve. When that hose started hissing and slapping the chair, some of those guys freaked out. I'll never forget the looks of sheer terror on some of those faces as they tried to bounce their butts out of that chair while they lifted their feet as high as they could.

Those are some good ones boys! Best one ever pulled on me was I had two girl "friends" that were room mates that I hung out with a lot. They were crazy, hot, and a LOT of fun to party with. One night I'm suppose meet them at their apartment to go out dancing, and when I'm about to knock on the door I hear those two howling with laughter. One comes to the door in tears, the other is sitting on the floor dying laughing. I'm already laughing knowing these two nuts, but ask, "OK, what's up?". Girl that answered the door says, "sit down on the floor and close your eyes." They are both still about to bust so I sit. "OK, open you eyes". I open my eyes and the gal on the floor is sitting in front of me with a nice skirt on, but legs slightly wide and the skirt pressed down hiding the "hoohoo". I'm like...what? She slowly raised the dress, and out pops a boiled egg from said area! OMG. I don't think I've EVER laughed that hard!

Read an article in some golf magazine 35+ years ago about the most interesting or funniest things some of the professional golfers had seen while on tour. Can’t remember who talked about a bet you could make money with all over the world... you bet someone they cant eat 4 crackers in 45 seconds.. I tried it at home, you cant.

Had the perfect opportunity to try it soon after.. Chucks Steak House in Ft Lauderdale, walking distance from office building, where we all worked as commodity options traders.. there were maybe 8 to 10 of us that day, including Cindy B, the office princess with newly upgraded rack..

It was the normal Friday lunch there, they would put extra tables together to make room for however many of us showed. We are all seated, place is packed, and Cindy asks who would like the honor of buying her lunch, as it is her birthday...

I get nominated as they all knew I had an very good week.. I tell Cindy I will gladly buy you lunch if you will show us you can eat 4 cracker in 30 seconds... she says no, that I am only trying to make her eat like a pig in front of the others... Ok, then I will give you 45 seconds.. she snaps it up, deal. All the others want a piece of the the pie.. they think I actually want to pay for her lunch.. I humbly accept all their bets, 45 seconds..

Its getting serious, I have to explain rules: if they have any crackers in their mouth they haven’t swallowed after 45 seconds, then no free lunches.

Not allowed to drink anything... my good friend E man, asks if he can crumple up the crackers in the package, I give him the OK on that..

They are all ready, I am the time keeper, give em the go... E man pours the first package of cracker crumbs into his pie hole, others do the same, Cindy takes a more lady like approach and is chewing up fast like a beaver... E man realizes he is screwed first, eyes wide, and tries to laugh as crackers have turned to glue.. sucks the crumbs down the wrong hole and ends up shooting crackers out his nose... it set off a chain reaction that will never be duplicated in real life.. all the others start choking, coughing, trying to keep from laughing... only to build up more pressure when they explode. I lost it.. it was the funniest thing I have ever seen... cracker crumbs, dust, and chunks flying everywhere.. it got so bad the whole places was watching, then the manager had to come over.

It was serious.. everyone was quiet.. except Cindy.. manager was standing right beside her when she could’nt hold it any longer.. I saw it coming.. hereyes closed in tight squint, mouth with half smile tightly closed.. then it happened ... she let out the biggest snort ever heard, and it set everyone off again... everyone, even people at other tables had tears in their eyes from laughing.. as everyone knows, there are no free lunches.

My wife led a mostly sheltered life growing up.

While we were dating, one evening, we were chilling watching tv. I started screaming in pain, shaking my hand. Wanting to help she said what can I do?

I said PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!! PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!!

And she did…………had no idea what that meant.

After that, it was on. At least by me.

Despite that, she still married me.

38 years later, she can rip a good one.

Jimmy

I think it was Butch, but I tricked him into calling a strip joint after he saw a shooting and told him it was Fox News.

not mine but when my son was in 9th grade, the students could pay extra with cash or charge to their account. In my son's friend group their was a guy who always got an extra chicken sandwich and charged it to his account. My son had a deep voice even then so they decided to call the cafeteria and my son acted like he was the guy's father. So he called and acted real pissed off saying that Adam, his son, was NOT to charge any extras to his account, and that he was extremely mad.

next day as they are going through the line Adam went to get an extra sandwich and the lunch lady yelled at him and embarrassed him in front of the gang who was by now howling. I found out about it when the principal called me and told me what happened. He was laughing saying what a great prank it was, but that he would have to call my son in and tell him to stop impersonating people to the school

When I was a police officer years ago, we had a guy completely terrified of spiders. He and I shared squads often mostly due to we were both neat freaks. Well it is around halloween time one year, I found a huge black plastic spider and ran by my boat storage to get some fishing line. Well the head liners in our crown vics were dark blue and he got into the squad around 5:45 am. Well I put this huge black spider on the visor and tied the fishing line to it. We had an equipment sheet we had to fill out every morning that had the mileage and condition of the car. I grabbed another unit and parked it in front of our unit, turned the in car video camera on and put the body microphone from the other car in our car with a newvcr tape, This way I had it all recorded.

When he started the car, pulled the visor down, he sounded like a little girl and could not get out of the car. That crown vic rocked back and forth until he finally got out.... That video won me lots of humor at our annual awards banquet....

That catfish lady on Sawhorse

I was stationed at one of our friendly european countries in the 80's at a small munitions storage site.
We had about 200 security policeman, and a bunch of other support troops, The Security police squadron had a 2nd Lt that was a real richard-head, he hounded those guys all the time.. A couple of the security NCO's got together and hid a training M-16 in the 2Lts trunk, as he was leaving the base, they made an anonymous call to the front gate that he was seen putting a gun in his car....the Base police at the gate held him in cuffs for about 6 hours until our squadron commander could come and get him out. After that he was pretty laid back til he got reassigned 3 months later..

I pulled 2 on my old fishing partner. We been staying at Oak Ridge for a few days. On the 4th day we had been drinking a lot of beer. My partner was notorious for being like a horse with blinders. On the way to a restaurant in Quitman Mt friend mentioned he had to use the restroom. I ask him if I could go first. He said yes. I went in and peed . I went to the one stall with s toilet and took the 1 roll of toilet paper from the metal dispenser. I took a about a 6 inch piece of toilet paper and wrapped it around the holder in the d dispenser. So it looked like there was toilet paper in it. I came out and he rushed in. About 10 minutes later in came waddling out. I ask what was wrong. He said there was no TP. I smiled and said yes there was and handed him the roll. It was hilarious watching him walk with his underwear halfway down his pants so the [censored] wouldn't get on them.

The other time I used sandpaper on 2 of his fishing rods. I sandpapered his fishing line every 20 feet 4 times while he slept. The next morning we hit a school of small fish. He lost 1 Pop R when his line broke with a fish. Then lost a spinner bait when his line snapped. I couldn't let him lose anything else. So I told him. It's all in good fun.

It's April Fool's Day, do y'all have anymore?

Several years ago I brought a bunch of shoes to work. I placed them in the bathroom stalls so they looked occupied. It was lunch before the cleaning lady discovered them. Production was up 15% that day.