Can't say the one on here I want, but here's a close second. I have twin sisters four years younger than me, and when I was about 11 or 12 we lived kind of out in the country. Our back porch light attracted LOTS of bugs, and junebugs in particular. My mom HATED them. One night the back patio door was covered with them and she asked me to get a broom and sweep em off, which I did. I did manage to put about 20 of them in a bag, sneak up to my sisters twin beds, and stick about 10 junebugs in the very bottom of their sheets while they were in the bathroom. Made up their beds, went to my room, and waited for the howling to begin. Priceless. My sisters still give me a hard time about that one! You old school guys ever heard of a razor strap??

we had a country school near where i lived that had outdoor toilets for both boys and girls...we would turn them over every Halloween night....about the 3rd year we showed up on Halloween to turn them over and they had staked them down where we couldn't push them over...we were in one of the boys Dad's pickup trucks and it had a rope in the back ...we tied the rope around the outhouse and to the truck...truck got a running start and...."wham"....the rope slipped up and jerked the roof off...hope the statue of limitations has run out....

Unloaded the B B’s from 6 shotgun shells
& had
A fake gunfight at deer camp
Just like 6 Flags
But people were diving everywhere

Years ago I caught a rattler while turkey hunting and put in ice chest to bring home Sunday night to sell to the rattlesnake shop that was near me at the time, but they didn't open till Monday. My wife and I were staying at my parents house while we were moving and I taped the lid shut with duct tape, put it on the patio and told them not to open it. Of course they wanted to know what was inside so I told them and my wife and mom were not happy. A while later they were washing dishes and I snuck into the kitchen behind a chair and grabbed my wife's ankle with my snake stick...OMG....they were both screaming and throwing dishes. I loaded the ice chest in my truck and went to the lake to sleep until the snake shop opened, then went to work and cautiously returned home Monday evening....

They are both gone now but I think they still throw lightning bolts at me for that one....

I took my boss's daughters pic off her desk. I put it on mine. I had forgotten about it when one day he was showing a new employee around. We shook hands and he said those your family?

I said not all, I pointed at a pic of my wife, then our son and named them. then I said "this one is my girlfriend"

My boss said "hey! That's my daughter!"

I just smiled and said "I know"

When he cooled down he thought it was funny.

I also printed a pic of Kim Jong Un, I cut out just his head and pasted over my boss's face on a family photo in his office. He did not notice for a year!

In the dorm at college we filled a trash can 1/3 full f water, leaned it in the elevator as the doors closed and sent it to the lobby. Direct hit!

Had a buddy during my college years who rented a 1 bedroom apartment and after a good night of drunkenness me and a friend stayed at his place for the night. The guy that rented the place had to work that Saturday morning, so me and the other guy moved all his living room stuff to the bedroom and all his bedroom stuff to the living room set it up just like it was just in opposite rooms. I got a phone call about 1 that day and he said “you get both your azzes over here and fix my apartment”. Greatness

Had a young, hot female 1st lieutenant that thought her chit didn’t stink. Flying a leg from Alaska to Japan she got up to go to the bathroom and the Aircraft Commander pulled out a can of tuna opened it up and stuck it under her seat. She came back to her seat got settled in and that tuna smell started to come out.
She looked around a bit and decided she needed to get up and head back to the bathroom. The AC let her do that a couple more times before he finally pulled the can of tuna out. Man that was funny. The whole crew (besides her) knew what was going on and we would bust out laughing. Get discharged for pulling a stunt like that now.

This one time in high school I shampooed my best friends girlfriend... Man that was funny.

This will take a second to set up.
We lived in flower mound when it was still a Roanoke address.

A good number of airline pilots lived in the area, most were whacked but that’s a different story.

One night looking for trouble, we swiped one of the guys sister’s mannequin. Put a flannel shirt, jeans, mother’s wig and a hat. Set it face down with a beer in its hand just behind a dip in the road.

Staked ourselves out in a house being built and it didn’t take long. Several cars came, slammed on the brakes and then went around it, we laughed they cussed, good times.

Then came Frank.
Frank was a senior captain for Braniff. Flew the 747 DFW to Hawaii.
He drove a 911 Porsche. Frank liked to drink. A lot

So here comes Frank, when he turned off 1171 he was giving it all it had. By the time he got to Mr dummy he’s hitting 90. Crested the hill, Mrs Frank screamed. He jams the brakes and ran over Mr dummy. Mrs Frank is really screaming now, You killed him! I told you to slow down!
Frank gathers himself and put it in reverse. Runs over Mr dummy again. More screaming.
He gathers himself and falls out of the car. When he nudged the shoulder, the head rolled off.
More screaming.
Now he realized what it is and now he’s mad. He picks it all up, throws it into the front of his car and after screaming at us that he knows who did it and he’s going to beat us into a mud hole he takes off.

That SOB took our dummy! This means war!
Franks passion was his champion collie dogs. He did big dog shows they were I suppose a big deal.
So the next night we swiped his prize dog out of its kennel took him to a buddies placed and shaved it to look like a lion. Really good job if I can say so, then put him back.

Next morning he comes pounding on our door, dad answers what do you want? I want that little bastage son of yours so I can beat his brains in. Dad popped him hard in the mouth and sent him packing.

Then asked me what happened. I told him. He was laughing so hard, just don’t say a word to your mother.

Good times.

Pulled on me.

Buddy backed all my drags off overnight. Next morning, set hook on solid flipping bite.

Thought nothing of it Just tossed the rod on deck and picked up another. Pitched backed in same spot, tap-tap, set hook.


Finally dawns on me, something ain't right. Checked other 3 rods, sure enough all 3 the same. Meanwhile the culprit standing on back deck of my boat about to bust a gut laughing.

A young female coworker was sent flowers to her apartment signed "Secret Admirer", her being early 20s and living alone, this freaked her out. About a week goes by and one of the guys in her group of friends admits to doing it to mess with her. I asked if she wanted to get him back. She said she did. This was in 2011 and the Rangers were in the ALCS. Posted free ALCS tickets on Craigslist with his phone number se habla espanol, call or text any time. The next weekend they were all at the lake and he said he had to get a burner phone because his phone was getting blown up by random numbers asking if the tickets were still available. He couldn't use his personal phone for almost a week. She never told him.

Worked in Plants and oil field my while working life, I have seen some good ones.
One that comes to mind is you tell a new hire /Green guy or Worm we called them. That you have somebody that can lift him and 2 other grown men all at once. You even bet him a few dollars. You get him to lay down on his back and the 2 other guys on each side of him. Then you tie both arms and legs to the guys laying beside him usually use belts. The Strong guy is going to grab his belt and lift all 3 of them he thinks. Usually Plenty people are gathered around. The strong guy grabs the guys belt and picks up his pants just enough so somebody can shovel about a gallon of that black pipe dope down his underwear on his JUNK. Then you apologize and say that you lost the bet and give him the amount of the bet while he is still tied to the other guys, Just drop it on his chest. That stuff don't wash off very easily. Sometime if your nice you use that 747 pink Hand cleaner, It comes in 2 gallon tubs. I have seen this many times with different variations. Lots of pranks on new guys in the oilfield. Was a lot funnier the first few times I saw it. If oilfield was easy little girls would work there and the pay would be a lot less. PS I never pulled this prank but have seen it many times.

Very familiar with the razor strap. Had it used on me a time or two growing up.

I was a team lead for 2nd shift in a warehouse. On April 1, I had everyone, including me, call in sick. First shift went into a panic. We were all down the street waiting for 3 PM to show up. The look on their faces was epic. My shift had 14 people, I bought everyone pizza that day for lunch. We laughed for days on it.