saltine crackers in a paper tubes taste far better than those half crumbled up cellophane two packs that restaurants foist off on you...

murphys law reads "what can go wrong,will go wrong and usually at the most inopportune time"...this was written with boat trailers in mind especially trailer bearings...

going fishing and forgetting your rainsuit will cause it to rain without fail....

Crackers are crackers, taste the same to me as long as they are both fresh....

What paper tubes are you talking about, have a picture?

I have officially requested that my children terminate my Internet access when I turn 95

I think he’s using the term “tube” pretty loosely.

nothing says you are poor -- like eating peanut butter on saltines . can't tell you how many times I did it as a kid

I still do and I'm not poor.

did you use to be Cowtrimmer on the BBC forum?

Ok, guess it's not too much of a reach to call them paper. I never really thought wax paper is really paper at all, but I am wrong of course.

probably should have called them wax paper tubes...they do seem to taste better than the two packs restaurants/fast food places give...probably because restarant crackers are stale and half are broken....

You shouldn't wait that long. You see what has happened to some on here and I pretty sure most are not close to 95

I really like these

HEB is clutch.

Most people wouldn’t call that a tube.