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 Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 03:12 PM
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YEE_YEE
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Last edited by YEE_YEE; 03/10/25 03:17 PM.
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 03:24 PM
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TexDawg
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Happy birthday Mr. Norris sir
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 03:44 PM
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Fish-ed
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just trying to catch a fish
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 03:46 PM
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patriot07
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Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
- Soren Kierkegaard
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 03:59 PM
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reeltexan
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"..The pleasantist angling is to see the fish
Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
And greedily devour the treacherous bait.
Bill Shakespeare![[Linked Image]](http://s4.postimage.org/f0dhseas/P1120145.jpg)
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 04:11 PM
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GTrigg
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 04:11 PM
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avid_basser
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Happy Birthday to the toughest SOB on the planet.
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 04:28 PM
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DanXB-21
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 ...  ... Never rally got the attraction with Chuck... Dan 
"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood"...
Lou Holtz
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 04:43 PM
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It's against the law to name a street Chuck Norris. Because no one crosses Chuck Norris.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 05:11 PM
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Unclebubba
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 agonizing days, the rattlesnake died.
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 07:34 PM
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avid_basser
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Chuck Norris hunts with a blindfold on and arms the deer he's hunting so they have a chance
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 08:12 PM
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ReelBusy
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Chuck Norris died this morning but roundhouse kicked the Grim Reaper and made a full recovery. Happy 85th Chuck
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 08:31 PM
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Space
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 09:15 PM
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Trickster
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Re: Happy Birthday "Chuck Norris"
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03/10/25 10:50 PM
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78Staff
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Fan of Chuck from way back... Lone Wolf McQuade was one of my favorite movies back in the day. Loved that Ramcharger! Never really understood the genesis of the CN jokes - when/why did it all start I wonder? Regardless, Happy Birthday Chuck! ![[Linked Image]](https://haphazardstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Chuck-Norris-Lone-Wolf-McQuade-1983-action-movie.jpg)
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