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 Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/04/25 09:06 PM
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CCTX
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mapquest
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I politely, but immediately leave the room and go to the man cave if any news media is turned on in the living room.
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: CCTX]
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02/04/25 09:18 PM
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TexDawg
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I politely, but immediately leave the room and go to the man cave if any news media is turned on in the living room.
Mine was heavy into some political stuff on tv last night, I put on my headphones and rocked out
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/04/25 09:40 PM
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T Bird
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I don't think my GF has ever uttered a complete sentence in her life. 
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: Dave-0]
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02/04/25 10:55 PM
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Billy Blazer 300 HPDI
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Ya want to piss off a city girl wife, come home with a tractor she didn’t know you were buying. Along with your smart arse neighbor telling her he told me he was getting a new tractor last week, I knew about it before you did. Oh that's epic! What kind of tractor??? 50 HP Mahindra 3550 HST on a 20 ft trailer with 6 foot brush hog, 6 ft straight blade and a box blade!!
Thanks, Billy
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/04/25 11:05 PM
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tmd11111
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My wifes income supports my bad habits. No way would I ever piss her off intentionally. I do manage to irritate her daily though.
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/04/25 11:36 PM
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POPPA
Extreme Angler
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what does DW stand for? serious question?
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: Billy Blazer 300 HPDI]
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02/05/25 01:23 AM
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deerfeeder
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Ya want to piss off a city girl wife, come home with a tractor she didn’t know you were buying. Along with your smart arse neighbor telling her he told me he was getting a new tractor last week, I knew about it before you did. Oh that's epic! What kind of tractor??? 50 HP Mahindra 3550 HST on a 20 ft trailer with 6 foot brush hog, 6 ft straight blade and a box blade!! You are gonna have some nice quiet time (and fun) with that. I have an older 60 hp Mahindra. I use the daylights out of my box blade. Was on it it today, clearing brush and trash from my front fenceline. What I like best about being on the tractor is that you can see the results of your work immediately.
Last edited by deerfeeder; 02/05/25 01:29 AM.
Non Sibi Sed Patriae -- "Not for self, but for country."
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/05/25 02:37 AM
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Tommar
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Lately breathing seems to do the trick.
US Army and TXARNG 1984-2014
Gulf War 90-91
Iraq 2004-05
A'stan 2009
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/05/25 03:53 AM
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Pilothawk
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Breathing worked pretty well for me.
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/05/25 04:03 AM
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Kicker16
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I'm pretty good a pizzing her off, I don't need a lot of help.
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/05/25 01:39 PM
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outfishdya
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I am still trying to figure out which is worse, giving her the answer she doesn't want to hear, or not answering at all. Lying almost always comes back to haunt me and is not worth the extra effort.
No answer throws her off her rocker.
Sometimes a bitter man trying to be a better man
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: RayBob]
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02/05/25 03:20 PM
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Coach Hark
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Luckily me and Mrs RayBob are on the same wavelengths on politics. She's made a tremendous transformation from a Canadian lib to a hard core conservative AND Trumpster! My wife was a diehard democrat because her granddad burned it into her brain. In 2016 she voted for Trump and has been on the Trump Train since. When I get home what is she watching? FoxNews, then proceeds to tell me everything that's happened during the day, Trump did this Trump did that, Mitch O'Connell said, Kash Patel is a savage......on and on and on!!! But at least she's not left anymore so I take it.
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/05/25 05:37 PM
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SoonerDG
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How to PO your wife? breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...repeat as necessary!
"Life is a matter of luck and the odds of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution." - Erich Topp, German U-boat Commander, 1943.
When in doubt, set the hook.
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: DCmac]
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02/05/25 06:02 PM
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CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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If your wife insists on making chili with beans while you are at work…..there may be consequences out of one’s control; but may still be complained about.
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Re: How to PO the Wife
[Re: POPPA]
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02/05/25 06:25 PM
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TexDawg
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what does DW stand for? serious question? Dearest wife, I think? There are other words that fit that start with D, fill in your own blank
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