Get a bunch of coon hounds. Get out every morning and howl with the dogs while naked and wearing a coon-skin hat.

Let's hear more about this...

I figured you would have a better solution

Word on the street is Super Glue in Door Locks on Autos and things makes one take pause.

Shiner, we could talk for a month about all the BS that these white trash heathens unleashed upon our neighborhood and we still wouldn’t get to all of it. I try not to wish death upon anyone but I hope this entire family of miscreants all burned to death very slowly in a terrible automobile accident or whatever is worse than that.

blow up some tannerite every night around mid night

Need more info to offer advice. What all exactly has he complained about? Does he call the cops or just yell across his yard? Two sides to every story, he's probably on the basket weaving forum asking how he should deal with you all.

High intensity floodlights and lots of them, make sure they illuminate just to the edge of your property line but in such a way that the beams are in his windows. You could actually set them to strobe occasionally as well, have your neighbors do the same and I bet he'll get the message or some blackout curtains.

If YeeYee wants to come down I'll pay his room for a night at the local motel and buy him the best hamburger between Eagle Pass and El Paso.

You mean to tell me you won't invite YeeYee to stay over at your house for a week or so and feed him, bath him, do his laundry and buy him some Beer and Pot, to get the job done.
What a shame

That'd just make him feel at home... It's been my observation that anyone with over half an acre in Texas does this multiple times a week...

my uncle had the same problem, a city boy moved not far and was acting a fool... so my uncle and a few of his close neighbors went and had a talk with him, they didn't threaten him, just politely said " if you want to get along, you go along... "... he took their advice, they never had a problem with him again... hope you get some relief...

Impregnate his wife and then laugh to yourself every time you see him unknowingly raising your child.
——Sawhorse’s profound advice to me in a similar situation 2021

Get a flag pole, and play reveille every morning over a loudspeaker every morning at sunrise, taps every evening.

A big airboat that needs constant tuning.

Start learing to cook indian and vietnamese cuisine, that can run a rat out of the outhouse.

Get the kids a karaoke machine and have them practice screaming "american woman"

Whenever the yahoo's next door get on one of their benders, I'm doing lawn at daybreak with my muffler deleted equipment. Very slow, very careful, no leaf unturned.

Good fences make good neighbors...and maybe a couple no trespassing signs.