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 Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
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12/03/24 09:46 PM
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reeltexan
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Buddy of mine told me about the swim up bar in the pool in Cancun. Said he and the wife spent all day there, pounding drinks, with a crowd.
I asked him "how many left to go pee?"
...."none"
"..The pleasantist angling is to see the fish
Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
And greedily devour the treacherous bait.
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 Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/24 09:48 PM
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TexDawg
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I never did in our pool, but I had to jump out and go by the side of the house a million times
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/24 09:54 PM
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tmd11111
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I don't have a pool but I'd gladly pee in yours.
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/24 09:55 PM
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Buddy of mine told me about the swim up bar in the pool in Cancun. Said he and the wife spent all day there, pounding drinks, with a crowd.
I asked him "how many left to go pee?"
...."none"
This has Allison1 all over it. 😂
Jeremiah 7:28 KJV
But thou shalt say unto them, This is a nation that obeyeth not the voice of the Lord their God, nor receiveth correction: truth is perished, and is cut off from their mouth.
Galatians 4 : 16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/24 10:11 PM
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uncle_bagster
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A Baby Ruth candy bar will clear out a swimming pool quicker than anything.
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/24 10:11 PM
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skeeterokc
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Buddy of mine told me about the swim up bar in the pool in Cancun. Said he and the wife spent all day there, pounding drinks, with a crowd.
I asked him "how many left to go pee?"
...."none"
Fun crowd to hang with. 
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: TexDawg]
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12/04/24 12:07 AM
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LoneStarSon
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I never did in our pool, but I had to jump out and go by the side of the house a million times Yep. We have 2 pools at the university that I could swim in...you couldn't pay me enough. I know they use a boatload of chemicals to 'clean' it...but I also know people are just using it as a public toilet. Nope! I ain't getting in that cesspool.
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/04/24 12:28 AM
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A Baby Ruth candy bar will clear out a swimming pool quicker than anything. Public pool lifeguard trick 101. Time for a 'break'!
![[Linked Image]](http://texashuntingforum.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/texas.gif) Grateful for every sunrise and sunset I get to witness. - Jason
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/04/24 12:30 AM
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Ox190
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After owning my own pool you'd be hard pressed to get me into any public pool. We went to a water park over the summer and I had no desire to get in the water. My wife got in the wave pool and got some water in her mouth and ended up with a throat infection.
"There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre." Louis L'Amour
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/04/24 03:51 AM
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tx_basser
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When u have a pool in the backyard u just get out and whiz in the bushes.
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/04/24 03:59 AM
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YEE_YEE
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Yeah I don't understand this peeing thing I have a toilet next to my my shower but in a pool only in public pool...
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/04/24 04:57 AM
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COFF
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You get in much less trouble peeing in the pool when you are actually IN the pool.
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/04/24 11:43 AM
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spankyttx
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this is nothing compared to 1shat. he'll drop a deuce in a pool and laugh about it
LI-SI-WI-NWI
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/04/24 02:22 PM
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DanXB-21
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I pee in the lake, does that count???... Dan
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Re: Ok.....who whizzes in the pool?
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/04/24 02:42 PM
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bshort
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