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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: tx_basser]
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12/03/24 03:19 PM
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TPACK
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: tx_basser]
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12/03/24 03:25 PM
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uncle_bagster
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When driving through the countryside, ever notice how you'll always stop at a bridge when you feel the urge?
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: tx_basser]
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12/03/24 04:09 PM
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DillonCan'tFish
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There's two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars.
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: tx_basser]
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12/03/24 04:27 PM
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SoonerDG
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My wife used to get really pizzed when I whizzed in the shower. Turns out, if you wait until she's done, she doesn't even know!
"Life is a matter of luck and the odds of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution." - Erich Topp, German U-boat Commander, 1943.
When in doubt, set the hook.
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: TxBassSniper]
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12/03/24 05:11 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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I really shouldn’t brag, but my junk drags the floor as I shower  So you look like a tripod???  a kickstand for an old man...
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: SkeeterRonnie]
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12/03/24 05:53 PM
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RayBob
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just an hour ago... the shower here at the ER got whizzed in!!  doing the last 24 hour leg of my straight 60 hour shift. Heh. I've had patients get up out of the bed and whiz on the floor then get back in the bed. Never use their call button, before or after. It was a regular occurrence for them to use the garbage can, even to pinch a loaf. People are nasty. As another addendum, I regularly pee off the deck and porches. They're big enough I don't go the same place enough to be odious.
Advice? Wise men don't need it. Fools won't heed it !
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: tx_basser]
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12/03/24 06:03 PM
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Grasshopperglock
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Peeing outside keeps the bathroom clean. It's not like it came with gun sights.
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: Grasshopperglock]
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12/03/24 06:14 PM
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RayBob
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Peeing outside keeps the bathroom clean. It's not like it came with gun sights. Hmmmph . I have green laser accuracy. Had a fishing buddy whose wife made him sit to pee because of the splatter factor.
Advice? Wise men don't need it. Fools won't heed it !
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: WAWI]
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12/03/24 06:32 PM
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RATZ
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A certain tffr did way more than that in the shower based on his reports in group text. Hopefully he spent the day soaking his feet in bleach 
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: tx_basser]
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12/03/24 07:40 PM
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spazm09
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I peed on an Armadillo's head one time... he didn't like that one bit.
And yes to showers.
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: tx_basser]
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12/03/24 07:41 PM
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Grasshopperglock
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I'm glad no one asked if anyone has pee'd in the sink.
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: Grasshopperglock]
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12/03/24 07:45 PM
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Stump jumper
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I'm glad no one asked if anyone has pee'd in the sink. Only in bars when I have to really go and nothing open. Center drain in shower here. Don't have to aim.
2200 Bay Champ/200 Mercury Optimax 2017 Tundra TSS 4x4 Crewmax 5.7L
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: tx_basser]
#15263104
12/03/24 08:37 PM
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Duke 22
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I've got a pee rock, an oversized landscape stone the wife HAD to have that resides off the back porch. Lately I've noticed my son has adopted the same rock as his outdoor preference too. My wife is none to happy but like father like son...
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: Duke 22]
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12/03/24 09:02 PM
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steveiam
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I've got a pee rock, an oversized landscape stone the wife HAD to have that resides off the back porch. Lately I've noticed my son has adopted the same rock as his outdoor preference too. My wife is none to happy but like father like son... 
What has happed to you does not define who you are-
HOW you react to what happens to you DOES!
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Re: Ok.. Who whizzes in the shower?
[Re: CCTX]
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12/03/24 09:30 PM
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rj74955
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It's good practice to prevent athlete's foot, so there's that. What about in the tub?
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