No, she is 34.

Both my boys were large, 12 and 13 pounds at birth

Her name is Tess Holiday. This is her husband and her with her husband.

My “boys” are large too. That’s why I say what I say…and do what I do.

That's me

Oh man, you had me gut hooked.

I wanted to make a Twinkie reference, but was scared she was really your wife.

You’re wife beater! Disgusting. You should have your “boys” yanked off by that girls ring on a stick above. She divorced you due to being in a severely physically abusive relationship

You should have picked a better pretend life to claim.

She also “pan-sexual”. Keep her on a leash

Lots of beautiful families and couples in here.

The “AI” photo software is awesome. I usually use it to find where fish pics were taken, but I think I found a new hobby.

That's not weird at all.

Neither is posting pics of a random person and saying she’s your wife.

She was a sweetheart before the surgeries and removals, that’s all that really matters.

I highly doubt I'll ever get married again, but I plan to keep this one around for the foreseeable future.