Some of the bbq i have had should be illegal

When I was a kid, Dad and I were grilling frozen burger patties from Sam's Club. That cheap meat smoked so badly we actually had a cop knock on our door for a welfare check because he thought our house was on fire. We invited him to join us for a burger, but he laughed and declined.

Not sure this has anything to do with the topic at hand though.

I called the FD for a neighbor i seriously though was on fire.

Never found out if a neighbor called him, or if he was just driving by. Could have gone either way, as that was the smokiest grill I have ever seen. I've peed on campfires that didn't smoke that bad.

The smell of meat cooking over hickory is one of the best olfactory experiences known to humankind.

Get the Hell out of here.

I was a die hard charcoal guy, smoked up the hood a few times. I never noticed anyone else smoking it up like I did for some reason.

I would call code and tell them there's an odor from her address and let them enjoy.

I dig riding on the golf cart with a cold beer smelling what the hood has cooking, suck it libtards.

Cmon brother move South

I said no smoking!

Oh it’s a good smell, very gamey…primal. The caveman strands hanging in my dna really dig it.

Well I did vote for a felon, and apparently I'm a racist nazi, and a bag of garbage......so wouldn't I pollute the air?