Ran across this in a FB humor group. Now I'm not actually suggesting that you should try it, but I know guys like Hop would do so.

If any of you actually pull this one, let me know how it goes

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Juror: "Excuse me, may I ask a question?"

Attorney: "Go ahead"

Juror: "Is jury nullification still a choice?"

Both attorneys: "Motion to dismiss the juror!!"

Judge: "Juror, you're excused. Please leave the courtroom."

I got called a lot. I always said to donate the $6. The last time, I said give me the $6. I ain’t been called since.

You haven't been called in awhile. Daily rate is $10 now!

I’ve shown up for all my jury duty summons, about 6 times, I’ve served on one for a civil trial. I never was offered money, not once

… and the $10 is now worth $6

in my case the defense atty. asked why we thought we would be a good juror, dude was up on felony gun charge and some other bad stuff.

told them I am a staunch supporter of the second amendment and would look at all the facts prior to making a decision, they didn't like it so adios mf'r.

I will never have to serve on one now, gonna be too old next time around, or dead.

Only open certified mail.

I got a registrations summons for Federal Jury duty. I guess I will be heading to Good Will to get me a sport coat and some Dockers to wear. I will wait to see if I actually get called.

Constantly ask the people around you 'what did they say?' then tell them you have difficulty hearing and don't have a hearing aid.

I was just there three weeks ago and only got $6! Closest place for lunch was Jimmy John’s and a regular sandwich and drink was $12.

Same here, 6 more months and I can give em the middle fanger.

If I didn't sign for it , I did not get it.


MO

$30/day up here and mileage is paid at .56/mile for over 11 miles form the court.

So right.

My wife got the same thing recently