Here's where I am going to go kinda .... But if you can follow?

Gardner's theory of multiple intelligences directly corresponds to The 7 main chakras ...

This is the basis for how we think. Take the definitions of the two and merge them. There's what makes people tick.

We want someone we can problem solve with and we can only do that with someone with perfectly shared intelligences. And it doesn't matter what that problem is.

From bumping uglies to quantum physics to smashing stuff. That's your key to the human mind

I thought you were looking for a job?

I am.

Try Buccees they are always hiring

I can't stand on my feet that long without being in a world of pain. Eventually I'm going to get to a point where my body just simply won't. I've been there. It sucks.

You want my brains at Bucees? Seriously? I can do it, but it's a ferrari towing a hay baler. It'll work. It might even work well. That ain't what it's made for.

There's better options out there if I can find them.

Nickbyrds company is always looking for help, might hit him up.

So you’re a hay baler that needs a hoveround?

Are we still doing this?

Kat, cmon... Chakras?

Please explain in YOUR own words, what a Chakra is AND please provide evidence for why you believe it exists.

That would go about as well as a turd in the punch bowl ron …

i'm pretty sure at this point you're looking in the wrong place for a job....

So are chakras and crystals the key to customer service? Was this the enlightenment that your boss wasn’t on-board with? I still have yet to see any numbers, much less any Math.