Early on in my career as a firefighter/medic, AIDS was fresh and new, one day we had to transport a very ill AIDS patient down a very narrow and steep staircase. We used a folding cot and I was on the feet end and his bowels emptied liquified ____, I was "downhill" so just use your imagination. I stripped and threw away all my uniform including shoes and socks and took a shower at Baylor Hosp. I rode back to the station in 2 hospital gowns and a pair of those hospital socks.

So I know your pain!

Trying to convince my wife to sell the 5th wheel and get another travel travel trailer. Really wanted a truck camper but that idea splashed down like what thrashfish has been playing in. Took 4 trailers but I finally understand why everyone hates Forest River.

I was pretty much fine until someone mentioned clipping their 'nads .
Sorry but that chit causes a tingle from my feet to ....well , you know .
Got a few butt-woopins over refusing to participate in "mountain oyster" harvesting .

You should probably change your Depends more often.