My friend received a predeclined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
I called a car dealer to get the book value on my used car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty And finally...


I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Sad but true!

That awkward moment when the joke...is actual real life....

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/11/cal...are-moving-to-mexico-amid-inflation.html

Well done!

I’m not even adding pellets in the PittBoss today, just dragging it out into the direct sun and letting nature finish the cook.

The oil traders are betting on a recession and I believe it. My oil stocks got hammered last week. I am glad I did not buy more Devon when the analysts were predicting it going to the mid 90s.