I am currently taking applications for a chauffeur. I am sick of driving all over gods creation and back in the same day (or trying too ) currently headed back in from elpaso and thought a personal driver sounded perfect.

Below is a very specific criteria you must be able to meet:
Willing to work for free
Capable of opening beverages one handed
Screening calls for me from the boss or wife
Computer savvy
Soft hands (not optional)
24+ hours worth of bullchit to talk about to entertain me
An endless playlist with a wide variety of music
Enough hand eye coordination to throw tools at useless helpers over 20yards away
Lung capacity to yell at a holes that won’t get the hell out of the way
Dark humor friendly
A cool nick name like slick Rick or chico
Not a [censored] or a wine bag
Willing to hit the ditch in bumper to bumper traffic (and not get stuck)
Not a 1000 years old
Can hold your pissh til we stop for gas
Capable of pumping gas and retrieving receipts
A gps device that talks to you in a hot German chick accent

I think that about sums it up if your interested pm me Nekkid pics of your ol lady and I’ll get back with you at my earliest convenience. Gotta get back at it gents

I’m with ya on the chauffeur. I’m In midland now, headed to Lubbock and Amarillo tomorrow. Then back to metroplex Saturday night. I’m about done with this. Doing it too long. Missed out on a bunch of family stuff. I have to hustle Saturday to be back to see my daughter off to Prom. But gotta pay the bills and it’s good money.

If you can type all that while headed back, one would think you already have a chauffeur!

Stopped at a gas station somewhere between Odessa and monahans . Had to stretch my legs and wake my brain up been a long day

And I do have one kind of but he drives like a 16 yo Asian girl . I only have the patience to teach him so much in one day and driving isn’t one of them . But it looks like I’ll have too since nobody wants to sign up for this awesome gig

I heard that . Always in a rush to get to get to the next one . Stay safe

Except for that "holding it til we stop for gas" thing, I'm your guy!

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I could not do that time for a new job.

Put your real location on here Nick, one of these days someone near you is going to make the perfect offer to get you off the road.

I hear the new chick at your work does all that and more.

No drug test, I'm in.

Funny but could you add 'will have to proof read all my future TFF OT posts for misspelled words and punctuation'?

Do you have a sheeter?

I actually was a chauffeur for 1 year during a down-time in my life.

September 11, 2001 ended it, then I became a school teacher.
No, I don't know why.

As for the "job opportunity," if it pays at least $62,000.00 a year, I'm consider it.

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your company puts you in danger with that schedule
OSHA would shut them down

travel is fun for a young man though