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Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366115 05/12/22 06:09 PM
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And it is gonna be by a male nurse to boot.


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Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: Siberman] #14366140 05/12/22 06:41 PM
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Now you are sorry you insisted you needed extra large size hammer

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: BlueNitro] #14366152 05/12/22 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueNitro
Ask for the prettiest nurse they have to remove it. It might be less painful if 'it' is straight with no curves to go around.


I would ask them to bring in one of the Hooters girls and make sure she has on her extra tight uniform --- what could go wrong ?

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #14366162 05/12/22 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
Pics?


I'm assuming pic of nurse and not his pee tube, not judging if I'm mistaken.

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366284 05/12/22 09:14 PM
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Tell them to jerk it like they are starting a lawn mower.


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Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366286 05/12/22 09:15 PM
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Glad you’re on the mend but we don’t need to know every little detail.

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: RayBob] #14366287 05/12/22 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by RATZ
I was taught a trick after a few of my surgeries and that is to humm really deeply when they remove it


A lot less uncomfortable going in than coming out.

I used to have my patients take 3 very deep breaths and on the 2nd exhale I'd slip it out. BOOM !


Do you deflate the balloon first?

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: Ox190] #14366289 05/12/22 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Ox190
Tell them to jerk it like they are starting a lawn mower.



roflmao roflmao roflmao

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: Ox190] #14366301 05/12/22 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Ox190
Tell them to jerk it like they are starting a lawn mower.

eeks

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366321 05/12/22 10:01 PM
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Been there before, have the scar tissue to prove it. Not pleasant. I think that's what scares me the most when I go to the hospital. Good luck.

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366452 05/13/22 12:19 AM
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Put it under your pillow tonight and see if the catheter fairy pays you a visit. Glad your getting better.

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366490 05/13/22 01:20 AM
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Better you than me comes to mind... Dan flame


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Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366511 05/13/22 01:52 AM
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Let er rip tater chip !!! Hope your feeling better buddy !

Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366666 05/13/22 11:57 AM
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Re: Just think of this if your day seems bad today [Re: hopalong] #14366705 05/13/22 01:14 PM
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Hurting just reading all the reply posts! Prayers Hopalong

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