…[censored] in Santa’s lap? Asking for a friend.

My Grandson left Santa a present yesterday.

That would definitely be a job related hazard

I smelled it…but just always thought it was Santa’s breath.

I’ve been Santa several Christmas seasons for a few office parties, and was on my 3rd season as a Santa for an elementary school-
I really enjoyed it overall, especially at the school, and really especially with the special needs classes.
It’s not for everyone but it made my heart smile-

That being said, I know some of the kids came “preloaded”. If you know what I mean.
I figure that some moms won’t give up their spot in line to take care of that, it’s just part of the gig.
As long as it’s only the smell the next smiling kid can make you forget the stinky couple of moments it took to snap a pic.

Nope