What you really mean is that you use the self checkout to steal stuff.

If you buy some alcohol she will be over to put in the code shortly

It's not stealing or looting if you keep the amount under 750

You don't wanna hear about how the potato is a fruit and has seeds inside just like the tomato?

Just consider it "compensation for services rendered".

Only if I can rip that ring out of her nose or mouth

No, it is compensation for services rendered.

True. And it would be hard to prove it intentional perhaps.

I'm 65, be 66 in march. I can blow through self check out with the best of them. Most older people are slow at it and everything else casue when some poeple get old, they slow down.

I get tired of younger people using self check out usings daddy's cash. Fumbling around looking in their hoodie pockets for daddy's money. Then waiting for change and seeing how much they have left over, cause they can't do math in their heads.

So its not always the old people.

Geez o pete! I guess they use that to wash down the Tide Pods.

If you struggle consistently to use self checkouts then the issue is looking back at you in the mirror. Go home and use your microfiche reader to learn how to do it better....

Microfiche? You may be showing some age too Mark!