This is easy, live music that is so loud that everybody is wincing and the person(s) thinks they should be able to control the restaurant with their music

Outstanding ! Went to a little Tex Mex here in Woodville about 2 years back and there's this woman/baby factory/someone should explain contraception to her sitting with her 6 kids, 2 in high chairs. Now this wench is sitting there while her kids are having a food fight . . . literally. It was unreal. Kids yelling (up to the age of 12ish), throwing food, it was disgusting. I had never witnesses such before or since.

She is the daughter of a US Representative so she should know better. Pigs, all of them. When they left it was the biggest mess I ever saw. Went in there a few months later and there she was, Mrs RayBob looked at me and we both wheeled and almost ran out of there.

Some excellent points in here. I'd add, and I know this will piss off some, but dogs in a restaurant. I do not want to eat with your dog, I don’t care how clean or well behaved it may be.

Who the [censored] allows dogs in restaurants?

I'm not a great dresser, but I know if I'm going somewhere "nice" not to show up in sweat pants or pajamas. It eats me up how many places we'll go into and folks look like they just rolled out of bed. I suppose its one thing to do it at a 711, but if you're going in to eat a $30 plate of something, a few drinks, and desert put something presentable on! The worst are the Texas de Brazil - cook in front of you on a hibachi type places, it's like they come out of the wood work for it.

reminds me...
how about when the male waiter calls you "boss"? so stupid - plus my wife is usually sitting right there with me. she da boss (or bossy?)

also...
dim lighting and/or low contrast menus. who would design a beige menu with light brown print? and size 8 font with no lighting? I hate to put on a second pair of glasses and get out my phone for light and magnification. olds discrimination!!

The tiny little salsa bowls that are about 1/2" deep, or the shot glass sized cups that you have to break a chip in half to dip into.

I also really hate the places like Babe's when they play the hokey pokey song and all the waiters are expected to dance. I'm sitting here waiting on my extra biscuits so I can stuff my take home bag, and my waitress is shaking her left foot all around.

Yes, and God forbid they find out it is your birthday and they make you wear that lice and herpes infested Chicken hat.

Italian inn in fort worth had singing wait staff. You could also close the doors on your booth. Great place.

Same reason you're stupid neighbor can't hear his DA dog barking all night.

How do you know it is infected. There must be something you're not telling us.

I saw some liberals wearing it one time. Once that happens, it is infected to the max.

Speaking of restaurants, I wish there was a list of "Masker" vs. "Freedom" restaurants. We wasted time in line yesterday at Potbelly in Firewheel, Garland. Got up to the "Order Taker" and he says "I can't wait on you if you don't have a mask on in line". So we politely turned and walked out. Three feet from the line we were standing in, were tables with folks eating without masks. Let me emphasize politely turned and walked out. No muss, no fuss. Their right to play Mask Gestapo, our right to choose not to eat there. We went to another dine in restaurant nearby, and dined in freedom with other freedom loving Americans. Ok. Flame on.

Smacking makes me wanna boat ramp people.

Also, any restaurant that marinates their fajita meat Italian dressing

Loved Italian Inn, their lasagna was really good. Had many wild dates behind them closed doors