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I've got better things to do than worship... like rearrange my sock drawer.

Donuts. The cheap ones.

I don't even know why I go anymore.

Pot Luck.

I just performed a ritual killing of the lawn. Listened in glee to the ending of each individual blade of grass's life.

And you've gotta eat early in the service. Once the blades come out, everything starts to get a little messy.

At some point Jesus will start flying around this thread and I'm out.....

Such a creeper

I used to but when he lost that fiddle contest to some hick from Georgia I quit.

fully agree.

Absolutely not.... but funny you mentioned Satan... while I was training (cycling) today, I just had the strangest conversation with a guy that I used to go to high school with. I saw him and I said “hey Danny, what’s up dude?” He recognized me, shook my hand and proceeded to tell me he’s on meth, is practicing witchcraft and Christianity to plot against sonic, the government, the bakers in white oak and a biker gang. He had a jar of mud, cigarette butts and piss with him and he said that’s what he uses for his spells. He was also referring to some guy that’s in a fish pond and the shaman knows him really well. He said that Christians that own pool companies will sell you chemicals to make meth. That was the most effed up conversation I’ve ever had... I’m thinking about going back by there tomorrow and effing with him.