SATAN

Any Satan worshipers here? I'm not talking about the Anton LaVey homosexual glitter cult. I'm talking about real devil worshipers. The ones who actually pray to the Dark Lord Satan. Anyone out there?

This should be interesting...

I'm curious myself.

I do hope that if there are forum members who truly do worship this way, he/she will feel comfortable enough to chime in.

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Me too. I work with one. He said that there are more out there than one would think. Seems like a normal dude, other than the pentagram on his neck.

Here we go

Mr. Streater,
Does he have an odd amount of surplus fur in his palm as well?

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I thought this was going to be about my ex-wife

That's a good question. He's a developer, so probably. Let me check.

I actually had a couple of cases while in detectives during my career, that involved animal cruelty and animal sacrifice dealing with Satan Worshiping! Very very strange people to say the least.

I dabble in it. Certainly not devout. Really enjoy the ritual killings and blood worship, but parking at our location is a real bit*h and I'm getting tired of the "keeping up with the Joneses" nonsense that goes on at the gatherings. Such is the curse of most North Dallas crowds, though.

Nope. Just a normal dude.

No but I would love to own his car.

I thought we were going to be talking about this guy.

Of all the teams he played for, the NJ Devils was never one.

That almost seems unfair somehow.

No, I don't worship Satan.

I once owned a Ouija board.

Don't feel like Satan,
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can.

God created us to worship.... you do worship something. If not God.....then ?

I don’t remember but I must have somewhere along the way

my pointer was stolen the day before Halloween
& the neighbors chihuahua
never thought that was good

Hey UGLYCHICK. I can't ask him much more about it. HR and all.

The ritual killings do sound nice. Is there a dinner served beforehand?

YFNS1

I've got better things to do than worship... like rearrange my sock drawer.

Donuts. The cheap ones.

I don't even know why I go anymore.

Pot Luck.

I just performed a ritual killing of the lawn. Listened in glee to the ending of each individual blade of grass's life.

And you've gotta eat early in the service. Once the blades come out, everything starts to get a little messy.

At some point Jesus will start flying around this thread and I'm out.....

Such a creeper

I used to but when he lost that fiddle contest to some hick from Georgia I quit.

fully agree.

Absolutely not.... but funny you mentioned Satan... while I was training (cycling) today, I just had the strangest conversation with a guy that I used to go to high school with. I saw him and I said “hey Danny, what’s up dude?” He recognized me, shook my hand and proceeded to tell me he’s on meth, is practicing witchcraft and Christianity to plot against sonic, the government, the bakers in white oak and a biker gang. He had a jar of mud, cigarette butts and piss with him and he said that’s what he uses for his spells. He was also referring to some guy that’s in a fish pond and the shaman knows him really well. He said that Christians that own pool companies will sell you chemicals to make meth. That was the most effed up conversation I’ve ever had... I’m thinking about going back by there tomorrow and effing with him.

YFU!

You're surprised? That's just East Texas. They're all like that.

I wouldn't admit it even if I did worship satan. People can be judgmental.

Not me Im a republican

He can play a mean guitar and an occasional fiddle when in Geogia.

I played “Stairway” backwards one time.

I bet most of them are Libertarian.

WOW! I guess it doesn't hurt to ask but I don't think I could have ever landed on this question.

Hey freak !

I don't worship him but he sure does try and trip me up often.

Well for many...it's the planet. I do not jest.

I had a girlfriend that was wicken. Does that count?

um no

Pics and we'll vote.

What did y’all have to do in order to get the chihuahua to tell you his thoughts on the theft of the pointer?

Keyser Soze:

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Well I darn sure ain't no Satan worshipper, but I'm sorry, he won the bet against the hick Mountain man if you really listen to the fiddling.

Yep had the devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other one time when my wife's smokin' hot best friend (also married) came over to "check on me" while she was out of town.
He does try hard.

No !!!! But i was married to sister for a few years!!!!

Sig worthy.

Nice catch Bob.

Go watch the John Ramirez Testimony on You Tube

Was a High Priest in the Satanic Church

No, not here........

Used to. But it just got to be to much when other guys started judging my sheep leggings.

I've been called a Satanist a few times because I'm a fan of bands like Slayer. I just laugh and say something evil to F with them.

they said alice cooper was satanic. turns out he's a conservative that loves golf. who knew?

Wiccans are freaks in the...

I've been told that I must be in league or controlled by satan here in okie land because I won't go to some church or listen to somebody annoying me with their religious spiel...

and a christian.

You seem to be unhappy. Do you need a couple dollars to get gone?

lived there 18 years. Never had that issue.

I don't see it. Sounds like it's actually the hypocritical zealots that he's surrounded by that's unhappy. You need Jesus, sir.

you understand

No but in my younger years he sure did point me in the wrong direction a time or 12 and I followed. Sometime I miss the good old days but am grateful we didnt have social media back then.

All I know I was married to his daughter for 23 years, thankfully she is an ex-wife. I swear that girl could make anyone want to kill and or be killed to get rid of her.
Then again I remember when I was a little kid my mom beat the Hell out of all the time when I did something wrong, which was pretty much all the time!.....I should be cleansed pretty good with those two events in my life

I guess, if he lives in an apartment above a Pentecostal church.

LOL...no I don't live above a church...it's just some of the people I work with that can't take a hint...and I don't need jesus. I just gotta last another year here then we're are outta here. Okies have been mostly decent folks and the fishing has been good. Just don't care for the narrow mindedness of some people here in Oklahoma. But I knew that could be the case when we moved here....came for the money, stayed for the pension. I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal on many issues....not a good fit for some folks around here...:) So I keep my mouth shut for the most part.

Religion is the opiate of the masses...Marx.

John 3:16

You hit a bunch of the catch phrases.

So you are a follower of brother Karl Marx. That is interesting in itself!!!

Karl Marx, the father of Communism. Communist dictators following his precepts are responsible for 100 million deaths. Any catchy quotes from Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot (lightweight ... only 2,000,000 murdered). Yeah, Karl Marx . . . the man of truth !

I love the Lord Jesus Christ and no other.

Amen.

AMEN

and amen!

Wonder how many millions have been killed throughout time in the name of religion?

how many have been killed in the name of atheism?

Sorry raybob you aren't even close...I remember the Marx quote from a polysci class in college. Always thought it had some merit to it.

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really spaz? pol pot, chariman mao. stalin. any of these ring a bell. don't be stupid son.

Ever seen the episode of Walker, Texas Ranger with the satanists kidnapping kids.'

There's a difference between being an atheist and doing bad things and doing bad things in the name of atheism.

it's one in the same.

Respectfully disagree.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.my...apping-murder-Madalyn-OHair-11017782.php

Wonder how many infants by libs??

Don’t let the door hit you where the Lord split you.

apprx. 65 million since abortion was legalized in America alone.

Interesting but not satanic worship.

How many infants did your god kill when he flooded the earth?

Seven Tenets of the Satanic Temple:

o One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

o The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

o One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

o The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

o Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

o People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

o Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.


Not sure if it’s the same thing, but kind of goes against the narrative or what comes to mind when you think of “Satan Worship”. Doesn’t change the weird goats and pentagrams, though.

usually after the sacrifice. If you buy the Jeffrey Dahmer upgrade.

Not everyone is a Christian. From reading the Bible you see many instances in Jesus dealing with those people. We must remember Satan goes to and fro destroying everything he can everyday.
I for one am a Christian and very proud to say it in public or anywhere else and often do. But we too must remember that "religion" ...well everyone has that. Jim Jones , David Korish, and the list can go on and on, they all had religion of some sort. Yes, religion has killed untold millions throughout history but I again refer back to the wording...religion. Heck even Satan has a religion!
To those that have religion and not a personal relationship with God and His son Jesus Christ, well that's your choice, but in the end we all will have to face those choices we make in our lifetime.
I'm not out to save the world here, I could not even save myself without Jesus Christ. It's up to each person to choose their path, but you will have to serve somebody. As an old Bob Dylan song says, "it may devil or it may be the Lord but you got to serve somebody"
Bickering, fighting among us will not serve anyone to be swayed to one or the other side. That change comes from the inside, deep inside and as some call it, it has to come from your spirit. The flesh will always fight the spirit for which path your have chosen, it's what we listen to that calls us to make those choices. I tend to always follow my inner spirit to lead me, call it what you will but there is a difference when you allow that to happen.
I trust what I have experienced in finding the truth in Jesus, some have not and do not wish to find it. That is a choice you will have to make but make no mistake, when you take that last breath, when your heart beats it's last beat, what then? Some will say you just die, go back to dirt. Some say your will will judge for that life you lived and either go to Heaven or Hell. Some will say you go to Paradise wherever that may be.
I believe the Bible, I make no apology or I stand with no weakness in saying that. It's what you have chosen to accept as to what happens when your life here ends. What happens then?

LOL. I guess it was really traumatic for him.

After 8 pages, 'round 6 of'em are jokes, I guess no true satanist has spoken up to wear the suit proudly and field questions.

I understand.

We'll see if things change.

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This topic always brings this quote to mind, "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist".

Also, my personal feeling is this: Look around and you see both good and evil in the world. I don't believe it's random. I know where the good comes from as well as the evil.

Maybe an Apache chant or 2 will bring them out.

Now there is an idea, an Apache chant to conjure satan worshipers.

Hmm, I'd have to write it/one, but I don't feel the "call."

...interesting

Off topic but are you aware of the relationship between the Athabaskans and the Apache?

Dude. I made a post about Satan. There's no room for logic and common sense here.

I agree with all of that. Maybe I should be a satanist.

Trust me, at times my logic is way off the wall!!!!!!

Any Ft Worth peeps remember hearing stories back in the day of devil worshippers hanging out in Greenwood Cemetery after dark, doing whatever devil worshippers do?

pretty good point

No it's not.

remind me not to stand by you in a lightning storm

No kidding. I was pretty shocked the first time I looked into them. Being in the south will have you raised thinking only Christians can be decent human beings.

I can’t believe this is even being discussed.

I actually knew of a family in Edgewood that were what we would term "Devil Worshipers" Strange folks, weird. But over-all nice people, good neighbors. Even let their kid attend local church. Had statues and [censored] in their yard. Oddest thing was their 2 story garage. NO windows on the upper level. They moved several years ago. That house has sold many times since then and been remodeled. Locals still refer to it as the Devil House.

Smart.

Religous discussions occur on her about once a week.

Oh I know, just never thought I’d see anyone discussing Satan.

Back in the day it was rumored that devil worshipers held rituals at flag pole hill over near White Rock. We went a few times late at night to see if we could spot them, but never did.

Effing weirdos for sure. I know one. And she is a disaster of a person.