The tuna can? No of course not.....

I believe this was covered in a Seinfeld, and the key determination was if it moved.

Just wait until you are checked for a hernia or have your prostate checked, then you will know for sure if you are.

Or, you have hemorrhoids and you're curled up on the exam table while the doctor gives you a cavity check with a clear, phallic- shaped device...


Or, a couple of years later, you get an inguinal hernia that drops down into your scrotum and you gotta stand there while the doctor pokes around your sack...

Wife got me a massage - been in horrible pain - head to toe.... got there, layed down, and dude walked in.... already had my shirt off and laying face down---- knew it was a dude by the voice.... I was in so much pain, and I've had male chiropractors before- so I looked at it like that.... well, this was no chiropractor. didn't ask his name, but, I'll call him Bob....Man, Bob, lubed me up with hot oil and lotion and rubbed my body and really focused on my [censored]....it was horrible. I didn't know it was possible to flex and squeeze every muscle in your entire body at once, and hold it there for 60 mins, but I did it..... But- I felt too awkward to say "stop". And Bob kept telling me to "relax".....Well, no, Bob, I'm not going to relax.... and what the hell has happened to me that I compromised my values, belief system, and apparently my sexuality, because I didn't want to offend someone.....

TIA for the words of support and encouragement I know I will receive.