Have a love/hate relationship with Blue jays .

They are excellent alarms for the yard . They'll scream bloody murder every time a predator ( snake / stray cat / squirrel / hawk /etc. ) enters their territory . When their babies are fledging they'll attack anything that moves ( personal experience ) .

Unfortunately , they are opportunistic feeders and don't mind raiding songbird nests . I've never seen one attack a Purple Martin or Bluebird house but "open" nests (Cardinals , Mockingbirds and Doves ) are prime targets .

They can be ornery

Loud at times.
Just making conversation and having fun with the “birds aren’t real” people.

You need remedial animal training.

I’ve seen blue jays dive bombing and tormenting much larger birds such as hawks and crows, they don’t play around

Blue jays suck if you have pecan trees.

Please explain

Fetish Bondage Ducks.

From that site..."After all, if the robot replicas didn’t look and feel exactly like real birds (inside and out)- the entire plot would be exposed."

Hard to argue with that. Also I propose people are not real except me. They are also drones made to look real inside and out. But rather than being sent by the government (also made up of robot drones) they were sent by an evil spirit who has devoted his time to experimenting on me with this illusion of reality.

Prove its not true... you cant.

The only operation that the government can perform efficiently is collect taxes.
I have now disproved the drone bird theory.

got my headset upgraded last week, extended range and built in lasers to take out non believers.
whatcha think?