Got my first senior discount from a 60 something year old comedian working the drive thru register.

i am 62 and eligible for social security

When young women hold the door open for me.

Takes two days to get over fishing a one day tournament.

I miss Mondays where I wake up and am not sore from all the activities I did on Saturday and Sunday.

My last 2 day tournament almost incapacitated me for a week.

Going to my grandsons 16th birthday party.

I had a young salesman I work with ask me if I was able to get texts on my phone or if I was still using my flip phone.

I feel old, but oddly satisfied every time someone asks for my phone number and I tell them, 867-5309 and they don't even blink an eye. Once I start grinning, and then give them my real number and explain what just happened, they still don't get it. Clueless.

They had a pick of a class ic car posted on Facebook
Leaning on the car was a hot babe with very little clothing
I commented it was a shame I was interested in the car and ignoring her

I just went to the store to buy beer, spent over $100 and made it home with no beer.

I was pounding some White Claws in a gay bar in Van the other night and started vogue-Ing when a Madonna song came on and this black dude asked me what the hell I was doing. I was like, WTH dude, how does anyone not know what this is? It’s the fundamental move once you get gay.

I’m not even gay, but it makes me mad that I have to teach them how to react to the Madonna song. This should be taught in schools.

Did you stick with pounding the White Claws?

I left once they didn’t know who Madonna was.