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 How many guns is too many?
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12/27/20 05:17 PM
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Flyfisherman
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Mama's Boy
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I took an inventory of my collection today for the first time ever. I made the mistake of telling my fiancée the final tally. She said that sounds great and that I don’t need anymore since I’m so well stocked 
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821129
12/27/20 05:19 PM
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Dan90210 ☮
Jr Deputy Dan
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Jr Deputy Dan
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Did you tell her to go make you a sammich?
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821131
12/27/20 05:21 PM
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CCTX
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mapquest
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As long as you learn from your mistake, all is good.
Ignorance is bliss. This goes for both people in a committed relationship.
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821138
12/27/20 05:32 PM
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fishmagnet
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We need pics of fiancee and guns before we can pass further judgement on this situation 
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821141
12/27/20 05:35 PM
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deerfeeder
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Gal is obviously not a shooter. Two choices here: get her into shooting or kick her to the curb,
Non Sibi Sed Patriae -- "Not for self, but for country."
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: deerfeeder]
#13821150
12/27/20 05:42 PM
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Dan90210 ☮
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Gal is obviously not a shooter. Two choices here: get her into shooting or kick her to the curb, Bruh he already got her a ring... I aint saying its too late to back out, but the LDS folk, they dont take none to kindly to backing out of a wedding after you already engaged the fair lady... no sir, none to kindly at all.
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821155
12/27/20 05:45 PM
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Caymas Cx 21
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Some things are better left unsaid, never tell a woman vital info like that. You will learn grasshopper.
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Re: How many guns is too many?
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#13821156
12/27/20 05:46 PM
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hopalong
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Pescador Loco
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doesn't matter how many, divide by 2 when you say "I do".
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821158
12/27/20 05:49 PM
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921 Phoenix
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best four words for you to learn.
"THERE WAS A ROBBERY"
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821166
12/27/20 05:56 PM
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Tneel
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Every time you go to buy a new gun tell the wife your going hunting or the gun range. Carry empty gun case out and a full one back. You'll learn young man. 
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821169
12/27/20 06:00 PM
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banker-always fishing
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Two things that you never have enough of. Guns and fishing tackle. Side Note: Of course there are more combinations out there as well ! 
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821174
12/27/20 06:04 PM
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reelfast
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You can never have to many guns.
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Tneel]
#13821178
12/27/20 06:08 PM
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Flyfisherman
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Mama's Boy
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Every time you go to buy a new gun tell the wife your going hunting or the gun range. Carry empty gun case out and a full one back. You'll learn young man. This is the answer. I have enough though where I can’t even find a gun safe that fits everything. Hence why I’m having a walk in gun vault built at the ranch.
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821184
12/27/20 06:13 PM
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TexDawg
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Top Dawg
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Ask her how many pair of shoes she................never mind
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Re: How many guns is too many?
[Re: Flyfisherman]
#13821202
12/27/20 06:30 PM
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SteezMacQueen
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When a collection is no longer a “collection” and becomes an “arsenal”....that becomes a little weird.
Eat. Sleep. Fish.
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