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Holiday spirit!
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12/10/20 10:42 PM
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lconn4
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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12/10/20 10:46 PM
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lconn4
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I always wanted to be a multimillionaire, just like my dad.
He always wanted to be a multimillionaire too.
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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12/10/20 10:49 PM
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lconn4
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Two Texans are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."
"Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all.
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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12/10/20 10:56 PM
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thrashfish
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A blonde asked her mom why she only had three sisters and her brother had 4 sisters
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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12/11/20 12:26 AM
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Curt0407
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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#13801812
12/11/20 02:36 AM
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Dan90210 ☮
Jr Deputy Dan
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Jr Deputy Dan
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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#13801982
12/11/20 05:26 AM
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BigDozer66
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2016 Ranger RT188 Charcoal Metallic Dual Console 2017 Yamaha 115 VMAX SHO (VF115LA) SS Prop Minn Kota Ultrex i-Pilot Link 45" 80 lb. Humminbird Helix 10 Mega SI BalZout Console Humminbird Helix 10 Mega SI BBT Bow Mount Trick Step
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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#13801983
12/11/20 05:27 AM
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Bee'z
honey boo boo
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honey boo boo
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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12/11/20 05:31 AM
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Hook'Em 79
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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#13801991
12/11/20 06:16 AM
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lconn4
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I asked my partner if I was the only one, she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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#13801992
12/11/20 06:20 AM
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lconn4
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I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died ...and then I heard it a few seconds later
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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#13802005
12/11/20 10:49 AM
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Patriot Guard Rider
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I asked my partner if I was the only one, she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”
Family is everything! Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.
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Re: Holiday spirit!
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#13802019
12/11/20 11:17 AM
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Icepick
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A man walked in the door and called out to his wife “I just won the lottery. Pack up all your things.” The wife asked “where are we going?” The husband said “WE aren’t going anywhere”.
This thread needs more cowbell ...
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