i like the coin idea
i give out 1 oz of silver

my neighbor gave me an oz
of gold from Columbia
for helping him with his roof

A hip looking watch

LEFF amsterdam D42 Quartz Watch Stainless Steel 42mm Black Case

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016ZW9WMI/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_BwaYFbMDYPR3J?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

I did absolutely nothing to improve his yard. I told him I would not squirt the fert, that he must be shamed. I wouldn't even use my good mower to mow his yard.

Now we get the true story to why he brought you [censored] beer.

A really nice tennis racket
A massage (if you are good at giving one)
A gift card to a vape shop near him
Some corporate logo stuff from the company gift closet
Jams and jellies
An electronic hand soap dispenser
A prepaid calling card
Get an 8x10 photo of him and frame it up real nice

I'm pretty good at gifts, so all of that will work really well.

ShamWow

Pretty gay. Especially that jelly of the month club deal.
I would give the guy an 8x10 photo of yourself and give it to him. That will creep him out so bad he will move. If you’re like Floon, and try to massage the guy you will end up dead, or in prison. If you end up in prison, say hi to some of put former OT folks for me.

Have this engraved with his initials maybe. Should last him a lifetime.

a Lewinski

Would your prefer that, or the jelly Floon was talking about? I’m not sure of Floons involvement on any of the above.

Slap an autograph on it and give it to him with a ton of pride, like he's really getting something special.

Because he is.

any port during a storm.

If you want something practical ,, a good first aid kit or fire extinguisher .

MO

I had a doc give me 1.2 gallon of Makers for cutting up a post hurricane oak that came down in his yard. It was hot in September.

Don't give knives as gifts. Can symbolize cutting the friendship.