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own your dumb kid stuff.... #13690340 09/03/20 09:15 PM
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I used to put shotgun shells in my dads vice and hit them with a hammer. Also would put a coffee can on bumble bee nest, beat it like drum, fall back a few paces and shoot off with a BB gun.... Still here.

What yall got ?


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If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.

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Re: own your dumb kid stuff.... [Re: UGLYSHCTICK] #13690343 09/03/20 09:18 PM
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Put some beer cans on top of the fence. Started blasted them with my pellet gun. Well the pellets went through the cans and into our neighbors back windows. They took cover in the hallway thinking someone was trying to take them out. Needless to say it didn't end well for my bottom.


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used to cut the shot off a 20 ga. and shoot the blanks at unsuspecting new kids.

yes, got our (6 of us) butts beat bad when one of the parents found out, I may still be grounded.

lil bro and I got talked into goin with some older kids when we lived in amarillo, we were 5 and 6. other kids had broken into a neighbors house and took us with them. we lit a bunch of candles and burned the master bedroom, livingroom and some of the rest of the house to the slab.

surprised we lived thru that one, older kids got sent to juvie, we got in huge trouble.

there were others when I got older but not sure the statute of limitations has run out. grin


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Originally Posted by Derek 🐝
Put some beer cans on top of the fence. Started blasted them with my pellet gun. Well the pellets went through the cans and into our neighbors back windows. They took cover in the hallway thinking someone was trying to take them out. Needless to say it didn't end well for my bottom.



lol, I had a crossman 760, took out a 5x6 plate glass window in our dining room, tried to shoot a squirrel in the backyard. think I was about 12


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I would bet you could take any 20 of us and wipe out the portland protesters without a single gun involved. roflmao


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Originally Posted by hopalong
Originally Posted by Derek 🐝
Put some beer cans on top of the fence. Started blasted them with my pellet gun. Well the pellets went through the cans and into our neighbors back windows. They took cover in the hallway thinking someone was trying to take them out. Needless to say it didn't end well for my bottom.



lol, I had a crossman 760, took out a 5x6 plate glass window in our dining room, tried to shoot a squirrel in the backyard. think I was about 12



I bet those Crossmans broke more glass than a blind bartender. I still have mine.


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Water moccasins, nail gun blanks, mules, yellow jackets, slingshots, good to still be alive.

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Shot the neighbors window with bb guns from our tree house.


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Spent the 2 dollars my dad gave me for gas on cigs. I lived in Longview and went to an alternative school in Kilgore. I found out real quick I needed that gas. I pulled into an EZ mart on Eastman rd. there was a delivery truck between the pump and the store. Thought it was easy picking, pumped a couple dollars and hauled arse. The road I pulled out to went around a block of houses and out the same way. When I made it back around the lady working was standing in the road with a can of Hormell chili. I was busted...

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Harassed my best friend from the back seat of his impala until he yanked the steering wheel into the oncoming lane of the one way tunnel underneath the railroad tracks in Brownwood.

We all fell silent until we emerged from the other side without a single car coming the other way.

It would have been a head on at 60+ yet somehow we made it.

I never called him a P again!


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My buddy wrecked his car. He requested a minivan as a rental so we could all pile in. Country cruising one night and we notice about 100 round bales of hay lined up. We pushed them all over that farmers land with the minivan. We would get that bales rolling fast. It was awesome. I bet that farmer was livid the next morning.


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Used to have bb gun fights with my best friend. We used the Daisy Red Riders because we figured they were less dangerous than our multi-pump guns. It still hurt too bad when we got hit, so we built box forts to hide behind. We cut out shooting holes to fire through, so we were both looking through a little 4" x 4" hole, and aiming right at the other's eyeball on the other side of the yard.

Its a miracle we both still have 2 eyes. We were crack shots with our bb guns - birds and squirrels didn't stand a chance around my yard. I guess it shows how much harder to aim when someone is shooting back at you.


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Shooting my BB gun in the front yard and hit the passenger window of a passing car. Lost my gun and couldn't sit down for a week.

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sounds like the yutes need BB guns instead of cell phones.


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