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 Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
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08/15/20 04:44 PM
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Gusick
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I would tell her she failed as a wife, so I hit the titty bar. I'm sure she would understand.
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
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08/15/20 04:44 PM
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banker-always fishing
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![[Linked Image]](http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/823/ycku.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/560/ukw3.jpg) IGFA World Record Rio Grande Cichlid. Lake Dunlap. John 3:16 Sinner's Prayer. God forgive me a sinner. I accept Jesus Christ as my Savior !
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
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08/15/20 04:51 PM
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TCK73
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Mine wouldn't care where I got it, she has tagged along to them with us a few times. Now she wouldn't like the fact I had it though.
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
#13669019
08/15/20 07:28 PM
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Coach Hark
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Tell her I was exposed at work and have to quarantine.
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: Gusick]
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08/15/20 07:31 PM
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Kicker16
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I would tell her she failed as a wife, so I hit the titty bar. I'm sure she would understand. I bet that goes over like a lead balloon
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
#13669030
08/15/20 07:35 PM
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RATZ
Activity Coordinator
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Activity Coordinator
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before we were married my wife and some other friends in college would go to Maximus in Abilene on Mondays cause they had $1 beer till the keg floated.
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: RATZ]
#13669052
08/15/20 07:51 PM
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gregpaul
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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What is a “European style nude dancer”. they don't shave  Complete with armpit hair
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
#13669070
08/15/20 08:14 PM
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DJTripleR
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Nothing wrong with those places!!
Good Fishing To Ya, Ruben 
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
#13669087
08/15/20 08:32 PM
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Spiderman
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I would say I got it at Ace Hardware!
The Truth is six of the seven Dwarfs are not Happy!
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: RATZ]
#13669091
08/15/20 08:34 PM
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Brock Landers
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well since the Brass Rail is totally nude then you had to go with your boss to the lunch buffet. Wasn't there a Brass Rail strip club off Alta Mere in Ft Worth back in the 70's-80's?
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
#13669110
08/15/20 08:47 PM
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hopalong
Pescador Loco
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Pescador Loco
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honey, hold my beer, you ain't gonna believe this! there I was, just minding my own business at the chicken plant when this weird dude from the ufo task force dragged me off to help with some air superiority. well wouldn't ya know it but as we were going through a speed trap all of a sudden there was this large biker chick and a buffalo in the road so we had to wait while the buffalo whooped the biker chick. well we finally got to occidental petroleum where lance lynn said IF you leave here you must quarantine due to possible exposure. and so dear, here we are. 
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
#13669114
08/15/20 08:51 PM
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Posts: 8,287
Jig Man
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Clear it at work first, then take my chances.
Life is Good..<><
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: hopalong]
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08/15/20 09:45 PM
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RATZ
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honey, hold my beer, you ain't gonna believe this! there I was, just minding my own business at the chicken plant when this weird dude from the ufo task force dragged me off to help with some air superiority. well wouldn't ya know it but as we were going through a speed trap all of a sudden there was this large biker chick and a buffalo in the road so we had to wait while the buffalo whooped the biker chick. well we finally got to occidental petroleum where lance lynn said IF you leave here you must quarantine due to possible exposure. and so dear, here we are. you nailed the whole weekend in one paragraph. Good job Hop
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: RATZ]
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08/15/20 11:31 PM
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ReelBusy
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honey, hold my beer, you ain't gonna believe this! there I was, just minding my own business at the chicken plant when this weird dude from the ufo task force dragged me off to help with some air superiority. well wouldn't ya know it but as we were going through a speed trap all of a sudden there was this large biker chick and a buffalo in the road so we had to wait while the buffalo whooped the biker chick. well we finally got to occidental petroleum where lance lynn said IF you leave here you must quarantine due to possible exposure. and so dear, here we are. you nailed the whole weekend in one paragraph. Good job Hop  
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Re: What would you tell your spouse?
[Re: TheBiscuit]
#13669297
08/16/20 12:14 AM
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Posts: 121,172
hopalong
Pescador Loco
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