What would you tell your spouse?

Huh?

well since the Brass Rail is totally nude then you had to go with your boss to the lunch buffet.

What is a “European style nude dancer”.

Wow, I opened that up and I bet in 10 seconds I had a dozen popups. No bueno!

I wouldn't have to tell my spouse nothing because I don't go to those places.

no problem here

they don't shave

The truth, she wouldn't care, she's been to many a strip club with me, good times

Spouse would say Hope you had a good time!!! Here's the 14 days of Honey dos!!!

Probably wasn't the only thing that popped up

Strip clubs are the safest place for me when it comes to cheating. My wife said strippers want two kinds of men, really good looking or really rick. I am not attractive and I have no $$$.

That said I am also cheap and have not been to a strip club in 25 years.

My wife would just say "Serves you right, now you are quarantined in the 3rd bedroom for 14 days. I will bring you a coffee can, an empty milk jug and leave 3 "meals" outside the door a day"

I put meals in quotes because bless her beloved heart my wife can't cook.

No touchy, no problem.

My wife would put me in one of the upstairs bedrooms, it has a full bath. She might throw some food up to me if I was lucky.

Mine would go all bobbit

I would tell her she failed as a wife, so I hit the titty bar. I'm sure she would understand.

Mine wouldn't care where I got it, she has tagged along to them with us a few times. Now she wouldn't like the fact I had it though.

Tell her I was exposed at work and have to quarantine.

I bet that goes over like a lead balloon

before we were married my wife and some other friends in college would go to Maximus in Abilene on Mondays cause they had $1 beer till the keg floated.

Complete with armpit hair

Nothing wrong with those places!!

I would say I got it at Ace Hardware!

Wasn't there a Brass Rail strip club off Alta Mere in Ft Worth back in the 70's-80's?

honey, hold my beer, you ain't gonna believe this!

there I was, just minding my own business at the chicken plant when this weird dude from the ufo task force dragged me off to help with some air superiority.
well wouldn't ya know it but as we were going through a speed trap all of a sudden there was this large biker chick and a buffalo in the road so we had to wait while the buffalo whooped the biker chick.
well we finally got to occidental petroleum where lance lynn said IF you leave here you must quarantine due to possible exposure.


and so dear, here we are.

Clear it at work first, then take my chances.

you nailed the whole weekend in one paragraph. Good job Hop

I had chicken wings today. I'm feeling a little clucky.

I miss the weekly recaps