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what I want to do is take a fake snake with the wife and I when we go out in the boat. Then i can reach in the water and yell "I caught a snake!!!!!!!" and then pretend to drop it at her feet.
But it would be manslaughter and I would be in serious trouble

Going to work Monday morning, this has to stop

when I worked at a wood flooring job we had a delivery driver come pick up pallets. we told him we had tacos waiting for him.
we put a condom in it. He came in and grabbed his tacos and wood and took off. The phone rang a few minutes later and he was like "WTF!!!!!!!!?"

My brother and I, along with our lady friends, went to see fatal attraction years ago. Upon our arrival back at the apartment we shared, I went in first and hid in the coat closet just inside the front door. When he came in he opened the closet to hang up his coat and.........I thought he was going to pass out right then and there

Rubberband on kitchen sink spray nozzle

we unloaded some shotgun shells
& acted like we had a shoot out

Friend of mine had noticed that his wife always mispronounced the word "caulk". You can guess how.

They went to home depot and he told her to go over and ask if the they had any black caulk. Said he followed just far enough behind to see the look on the guys face.

JR

My son took a 2' water snake and coiled it up on my truck seat and tied some fishing line to it and the inside handle of the truck,so when I opened the door to get in it acted like it was attacking me,about peed all over myself! and told him if I caught him I will beat him from daylight to dark.

That’s a good one

Had an ice cream vendor that was mad at the store receiver for some reason. So, on Sunday the vendor came in and took his ice cream out of the freezer, put it in the baler, threw some cardboard on top and lowered it just enough so no one would notice. Come Monday morning the receiver walks in, hits the button on the baler and out comes 40 to 50 gallons of thawed ice cream. A heck of an argument went on that morning and the vendor blamed the store employee's. His defense was that he is on commission, so why would he do that. He told me it was the best money he ever lost.

That one is an old classic,wives love that. That was a bad month that followed.

A friend gave me a bottle of cologne fore a present.Smelled great.
Because the lid was covered in cologne.
But the bottle was full of vinegar

we had a fellow employee who would steal lunches. We knew who, but couldn't catch him. One day he stole a cat poop taco. That broke him of stealing food.