A driver is pulled over by a policeman.

Man: “Is there a problem Officer?”

Officer: “Sir, you were speeding.”

Man: “Oh I see.”

Officer: “Can I see your license please?”

Man: “I'd give it to you but I don't have one.”

Officer: “Don't have one?”

Man: “Lost it 4 times for drunken driving.”

Officer: “I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.”

Man: “I can't do that.”

Officer: “Why not?”

Man: “I stole this car.”

Officer: “Stole it?”

Man: “Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.”

Officer: “You what?”

Man: “She's in the trunk if you want to see.”

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer: “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”

The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man: “Is there a problem sir?”

Officer: “One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”

Man: “Murdered the owner?”

Officer: “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?”

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bur an empty trunk.

Officer: “Is this your car sir?”

Man: “Yes, here are the registration papers.”

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer: “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer: “Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.”

Man: “Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.”