After seeing the "non-explosive" photos, and realizing your new haircut looks fine, I've realized this is the fakie'est topic I've seen in a long time.

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A hijack

now go get ya a doo rag and leather vest.

Dude if you’re walking around with #5 eyebrows you can probably twist the ends into a Handel bar brow.

Looks sharp!

Some people do not look good bald. This actually suits you pretty nicely.

You will find you will be much cooler in the summer. And save a ton of money on haircuts.

Sorry about that. Just trying to throw out a whimsical topic to break-up the day a little.

We now return you to the same old Covid-19 news.

looks fine. I do mine with a big pair of clippers with no guard. I have my wife touch it up to get the spots I missed.

Wait!!!!

I'm not bald. I definitely cut it a lot shorter than I intended but I do not intend to keep this cut as a normal thing.

The thing that really blew was trying to get a consistent length with the pet clippers I used. That is how it ended up so short.

But some people like the bald mate.

You cute thang, you.....

Sometimes you got to trim the bush to showcase the trunk.....

Don't see a problem Blue Nitro. I get my hair cut every 6 to 8 weeks and it gets cut short each time.

You look like a Marine Drill Sargent. It will be fine.