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 Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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04/01/20 02:57 AM
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Mark C
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A couple hours ago I was offering a full year of Disney+ to somebody in need. But y'all want to bite my heels and pretend I'm a nothing Well, this is the last script I wrote - it's a pilot based on a Reddit r/Screenplaychallenge prompt. Fo0kin read it and tell me what you'd do better, and then post what you've done better. Ghosts and the Gandy Dancer - TV PilotDon't change y'all. I'm always looking forward to the next Shingles or kids from Baytown you love until you don't. At least I'm consistent. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2020/04/full-86230-45280-pro0f.jpg) What ever happened to the Baytown kids? I thought it was Rockport. The kids with the sister-aunt, right?
You are not a good or nice person.
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: austin_on_guitar]
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04/01/20 02:58 AM
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Duck_Hunter
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A couple hours ago I was offering a full year of Disney+ to somebody in need. But y'all want to bite my heels and pretend I'm a nothing Well, this is the last script I wrote - it's a pilot based on a Reddit r/Screenplaychallenge prompt. Fo0kin read it and tell me what you'd do better, and then post what you've done better. Ghosts and the Gandy Dancer - TV PilotDon't change y'all. I'm always looking forward to the next Shingles or kids from Baytown you love until you don't. At least I'm consistent. I’m 100% not saying you’re nothing. You did that to Steve. I’m merely pointing that out. You called someone stupid, then came back two weeks later and belittled someone further for not using proper grammar. I read your Top Gun sequel and it’s not perfect grammar. That’s all I was saying. Nowhere did I say your screenplay was bad or I could do better. I just said your grammar wasn’t perfect and you shouldn’t call people stupid (how else would one comprehend your drowning in a shower comment?).
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: Mark C]
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04/01/20 03:21 AM
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Davedave
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A couple hours ago I was offering a full year of Disney+ to somebody in need. But y'all want to bite my heels and pretend I'm a nothing Well, this is the last script I wrote - it's a pilot based on a Reddit r/Screenplaychallenge prompt. Fo0kin read it and tell me what you'd do better, and then post what you've done better. Ghosts and the Gandy Dancer - TV PilotDon't change y'all. I'm always looking forward to the next Shingles or kids from Baytown you love until you don't. At least I'm consistent. What ever happened to the Baytown kids? I thought it was Rockport. The kids with the sister-aunt, right? I think you’re right. I think it was Rockport.
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: austin_on_guitar]
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04/01/20 03:46 AM
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Derek 🐝
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Any chance we can get a Sexual Chocolate cover=?
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: Derek 🐝]
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04/01/20 04:05 AM
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Davedave
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Any chance we can get a Sexual Chocolate cover=? If your asking me, then the answer is yes.
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: austin_on_guitar]
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04/01/20 05:15 AM
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lconn4
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My critique: The light turns GREEN and the engine spools up; two shortblasts of the train's horn fills the air -BWHHHAAA!BWHHHAAAA! I would not have put "green" in all caps I would not have made "shortblasts" one word I would not have spelled the sound a train makes -BWHHHAAA!BWHHHAAAA! BWHHHAAAA sounds more like the spelling of laughter Does any of these short blasts sound like BWHHHAAAA ?
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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04/01/20 01:53 PM
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patriot07
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... 
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: austin_on_guitar]
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04/01/20 01:58 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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This thread is awesome.
I bet JPurdue is pissed that he hasn’t been able to post about the ‘rona on it though.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: Davedave]
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04/01/20 02:03 PM
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bigfishtx
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A couple hours ago I was offering a full year of Disney+ to somebody in need. But y'all want to bite my heels and pretend I'm a nothing Well, this is the last script I wrote - it's a pilot based on a Reddit r/Screenplaychallenge prompt. Fo0kin read it and tell me what you'd do better, and then post what you've done better. Ghosts and the Gandy Dancer - TV PilotDon't change y'all. I'm always looking forward to the next Shingles or kids from Baytown you love until you don't. At least I'm consistent. What ever happened to the Baytown kids? I thought it was Rockport. The kids with the sister-aunt, right? I think you’re right. I think it was Rockport. Yea..... davedave, can you put your bigfoot searching skills to use and find these kids? Weren't they home schooled but fishing more than studying? And wasn't there a hottie involved?
Keep the Lord in your heart and keep your powder dry.
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: austin_on_guitar]
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04/01/20 02:05 PM
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John175☮
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This thread bumped up the OT mojo three point five seven clicks.
“Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.” -JFK
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: elcoyote, esq.]
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04/01/20 02:10 PM
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Snakeyes711
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This thread is awesome.
I bet JPurdue is pissed that he hasn’t been able to post about the ‘rona on it though. He's too busy writing a book about it. Right after he finishes reading the Wikipedia page about it of course.
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Re: $195 Office Space joke
[Re: austin_on_guitar]
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04/01/20 02:14 PM
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Texan Til I Die
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Dang I missed this thread the first time around. Glad y'all bumped it back up. Quality Springtime reading at its finest.
"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." - Samuel Adams
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