Wait 'til you see the rest of the pictures.

Probably the most valid consideration. Rub some Tussin on it.

I loved that Chris Rock bit.

My mom was more the Queen of Bactine. She’d chase you down with that squirt bottle and that’s before it had the anesthetic in it.

You can still go see the doc if you want helper slices his arm open and had 15 stitches the other day . 1 person only in the room. Looks pretty knarly give it a few days and see what it does .

As per Governor Abbott, all elective ortho surgeries are on hold.
You will have no problems getting an ortho Dr appointment at this time

I'm glad to see you relegating the injuries to your helpers now. I didn't think you were going to make it there for a little while.

Gotta be one of the best stand up shows of all time. Definitely a classic.

I had a Neosporin phase. I'm pretty sure it's magic in a tube.

I knew I could count on y'all.

This assemblage we make is quite the brain trust Bob.

I’d have to be in a real bad way to go to a doctors office right now. One of the best ways I can think of to catch the bad juju right now.

Take some vitamin "M" (Motrin) and ice it.

Many have telemedicine options. FaceTime and Duo are temporarily compliant during the Corona situation
The doctors offices I know are thoroughly sterilized between every patient

I've prescribed the only medication I know, if that's not working chop it off, you have another one

Soft tissue injury most likely.

How good is your insurance? Gonna cost to find out if its soft tissue or bone.

It's probably a tumor. I just had hand surgery a week ago. I think I have enough experience now to do some cutting on yours if you like. The doc described how he cut mine out so I can come by tomorrow. Do you have a candle and an exacto knife handy? You'll need a bullet to bite on prolly too.

The knot:


Just after surgery:


Today: