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A husbands revenge #13443765 02/19/20 12:11 AM
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Wife thought I was faking a sickness this wknd and she wasn’t helpful til she finally figured it out. It’s Tuesday and now she’s sick as a dog. What should be my revenge?

Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13443768 02/19/20 12:14 AM
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You get in there and comfort her in any way you can, men don't need comforting, trust me on this. You will come out way better off!

Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13443775 02/19/20 12:21 AM
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Odds are she will take care of you your last 5 years
Women never forget.
Do you want made from scratch mashed potatoes and clean, fresh diapers or cup of Ramen and dirty drawers?


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Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13443784 02/19/20 12:30 AM
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You should stay home and play WOW

Re: A husbands revenge [Re: CCTX] #13443786 02/19/20 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by CCTX
Odds are she will take care of you your last 5 years
Women never forget.
Do you want made from scratch mashed potatoes and clean, fresh diapers or cup of Ramen and dirty drawers?

Thanks for the mashed potatoes in dirty drawers visual Doc. Thanks a lot.

Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13443789 02/19/20 12:34 AM
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No revenge since it is your fault that she is miserable now!


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Re: A husbands revenge [Re: bronco71] #13443792 02/19/20 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by bronco71
No revenge since it is your fault that she is miserable now!


It is my fault. The entire house is sick

Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13443815 02/19/20 12:56 AM
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Hmmm, a Mexican with Coronavirus. How ironic.

Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13443816 02/19/20 12:57 AM
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Head to the titty bar. Spread you disease.

Re: A husbands revenge [Re: H.Town_paddler] #13443835 02/19/20 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by H.Town_paddler
Hmmm, a Mexican with Coronavirus. How ironic.


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Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13443843 02/19/20 01:32 AM
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You may have to change her diapers. Remember don't drag the sewer through the playground.


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Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13443875 02/19/20 02:12 AM
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Re: A husbands revenge [Re: Icepick] #13444000 02/19/20 04:49 AM
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I like the way You think!


The Truth is six of the seven Dwarfs are not Happy!
Re: A husbands revenge [Re: David Welcher] #13444064 02/19/20 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by David Welcher
You get in there and comfort her in any way you can, men don't need comforting, trust me on this. You will come out way better off!

^^^^This cheer


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Re: A husbands revenge [Re: junbengreat] #13444186 02/19/20 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by junbengreat
Wife thought I was faking a sickness this wknd and she wasn’t helpful til she finally figured it out. It’s Tuesday and now she’s sick as a dog. What should be my revenge?


If I were you I would buy stock in a Home Health agency and make sure they have your number saved with name spelled correctly.


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