Almost two years before you make your first post?

"uglier than a mud fence"...

ugliest boat I ever saw was a Stratos that some awbarn fan had custom ordered in that fugly awbarn orange and blue...he must have left it outside uncovered and when I saw it it had faded to worst shade of orange and blue I have ever seen..

Mom-in-law's favorite: "Ugly as a mud fence."

She's so fat that she had to make two trips when told to haul A$$.

She's got 11 foot pole marks all over her face!

So ugly it would make a cat jump off a fish wagon!

Uglier than home made soap

Ugly enough to scare a buzzard off a meat wagon

She's got a face like the north end of a south bound mule.

so hungry i could eat the a$$ end of a ministrating skunk

She’s so fat a car swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.

So fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of weinies.

She's so ugly tears roll down the back of her head because they're scared of her face.

She is so ugly you could shell corn on her neck.

She is so fat, when she takes a bath, she leaves a ring around lake lewisville.

She's so bowlegged, when she walks around the house....She walks AROUND the house.