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 Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: coastal confession]
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02/05/20 11:46 PM
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MBradford
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Uglier than a bulldog chewin’ on a wasp Almost two years before you make your first post? 
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428701
02/06/20 12:59 AM
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Posts: 8,021
beartrap
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"uglier than a mud fence"...
ugliest boat I ever saw was a Stratos that some awbarn fan had custom ordered in that fugly awbarn orange and blue...he must have left it outside uncovered and when I saw it it had faded to worst shade of orange and blue I have ever seen..
Last edited by beartrap; 02/06/20 01:06 AM.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428703
02/06/20 01:00 AM
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Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 1,274
Slow Drifter
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Mom-in-law's favorite: "Ugly as a mud fence."
SD ![[Linked Image]](http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww201/09231967/IMG_0394-1.jpg)
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428931
02/06/20 04:06 AM
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Posts: 946
JWRid
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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She's so fat that she had to make two trips when told to haul A$$.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
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02/06/20 04:10 AM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 657
Chevy4dr57
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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She's got 11 foot pole marks all over her face!
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428948
02/06/20 04:33 AM
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Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 80,889
banker-always fishing
Pumpkin Head
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Pumpkin Head
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So ugly it would make a cat jump off a fish wagon! 
![[Linked Image]](http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/823/ycku.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/560/ukw3.jpg) IGFA World Record Rio Grande Cichlid. Lake Dunlap. John 3:16 Sinner's Prayer. God forgive me a sinner. I accept Jesus Christ as my Savior !
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13429067
02/06/20 12:35 PM
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Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 5,429
TCK73
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TFF Celebrity
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Uglier than home made soap
Ugly enough to scare a buzzard off a meat wagon
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
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02/06/20 01:14 PM
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Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 5,047
uncle_bagster
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She's got a face like the north end of a south bound mule.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13429145
02/06/20 01:47 PM
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Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 3,769
crapyetr
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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so hungry i could eat the a$$ end of a ministrating skunk
MERCY - not receiving what you deserve
GRACE - receiving what you don't deserve
"It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness."
America's MESS / is being repaired by God's miracle fixes
I'd rather walk with God with no questions answered than to walk thru life without Him and know the answers
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13436205
02/12/20 01:49 AM
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,219
Choogie Chunker
Extreme Angler
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She’s so fat a car swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.
'91 Skeeter 200SX Yamaha 200
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It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
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I'm not old. My bobbers just float a little lower than they used to.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13436212
02/12/20 01:50 AM
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,219
Choogie Chunker
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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So fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of weinies.
'91 Skeeter 200SX Yamaha 200
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It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
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I'm not old. My bobbers just float a little lower than they used to.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13436225
02/12/20 01:59 AM
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Posts: 8,470
Tneel
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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She's so ugly tears roll down the back of her head because they're scared of her face.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13436233
02/12/20 02:07 AM
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Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 9,893
TR176
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TFF Celebrity
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She is so ugly you could shell corn on her neck.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13436235
02/12/20 02:09 AM
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Posts: 9,893
TR176
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TFF Celebrity
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She is so fat, when she takes a bath, she leaves a ring around lake lewisville.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13436248
02/12/20 02:21 AM
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Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 6,854
V-Bottom
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She's so bowlegged, when she walks around the house....She walks AROUND the house.
Texas Anglers Recognition Program TPWD Official Weigh Station,77563 Coastal Bend Weigh Team, Cert. Weigh Master USMC66'- www.troutsupport.com
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